A-bloody-men, brother.The_root_of_all_evil said:Let's see what we can match you with:TheRealCJ said:What's the headline in the sunday paper today? Greg Norman. GREG. FUCKING. NORMAN.
News of the World: "Someone calls some one else a racial epithet"
Sunday People/Sunday Mirror : "Inside the HELL NURSERY" : Female Paedophile
Independent/Observer : "Tory Turmoil over Ireland"
Mail on Sunday: MP leaves Hit & Run accident saying "You know where you can get me"
Telegraph: "Al-Queda could have nukes"
Sunday Times: Tories will force people to work
Sunday Express: Cervical jab "MAY BE AS DANGEROUS AS CANCER"
Sunday Sport:Daily Star: Ellen Mcarthur is retiring.Basshunter babe is PORN star!
THE stunning star of a steamy new pop video boasts a sensational hardcore gangbang PORN secret.
And people wonder why I'm so cynical.
That is the worst of the bunch.The_root_of_all_evil said:Sunday Express: Cervical jab "MAY BE AS DANGEROUS AS CANCER"
The ones I really get upset with are theEchetusXe said:That is the worst of the bunch.The_root_of_all_evil said:Sunday Express: Cervical jab "MAY BE AS DANGEROUS AS CANCER"
Well, the problem is that The Courier/Sunday mail (the one I'm talking about) it pretty much only one of two newspapers available in Brisbane (discounting the local and free papers). And also pretty much the only big newspaper that is local (the other big one, the Australian, covers the whole of Australia, not just Queensland).r3lix said:Greg Norman is a well known guy. The fact that they could have used more interesting and community problems to put in their paper is weird. I just think that they had chosen that because no one else was stupid enough to put it in their paper and would attract attention and therefore...sales.
Except the Tsunami happened on, what, thursday? This is a DAILY newspaper.Twilight_guy said:This. It's possible that they knew nothing of the Tsunami and were planning to run that story(for some reason) as their front page. If they heard the news and didn't have enough time to write a story, put it together, replan the layout and get it finalized before they had to ship to the printing presses(which I'd image takes some time), then they couldn't have possibly got the story in the paper in time. Not every slip up is malicious or an act of idiocy, some are just bad timing.BonsaiK said:Be aware that due to printing times, the paper might have gone to press before the tsunami news broke. Might not be their fault. Look for the story tomorrow.
Courier/Sunday Mail.ottenni said:Which paper was it? Probably the bloody Herald Sun.
That's the problem; it's not a tabloid, it's a daily print newspaper. In fact, it's pretty much the leading newspaper in my part of the world.Mezzamine said:You've only just realised how thick the tabloids are? I think it clicked for me when I saw the news on the day of the large Hadron Collider.
The Telegraph - 'LHC switched on today!'
Daily Mail - 'LHC could cause a black hole!'
Daily Mirror - 'Posh's New Haircut!'
*facepalm*
Yeah, but some people will read that story from the Express. Not allow their daughter to have the jab. Then will live to see their daughter develop cervical cancer.The_root_of_all_evil said:The ones I really get upset with are theEchetusXe said:That is the worst of the bunch.The_root_of_all_evil said:Sunday Express: Cervical jab "MAY BE AS DANGEROUS AS CANCER"
VICIOUS PAEDOPHILE CAPTURED/MILEY CYRUS LOOKS GREAT
twin face-slaps.
Either that or the "Here are the photos [Celebrity X] doesn't want to see.": So you admit you're deliberately torturing someone for ratings?
Sorry, I'll change it now.nilcypher said:Could we try and avoid profanity in thread titles please?