They'd never make that now

[DesiPrinceX09]

Movies as amazing as the original star wars trilogy, since movies stopped being original a long time ago. And also a comedy that isn't annoyingly perverted.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

A horror movie where you never see the monster and you actually root for the victims to win.

 

[Orcboyphil]

It was remade.

Slap my tit and call me my own grandmother.
You're joking, right?
Are we talking a commercial re-release, or some shoddy internet remake?

It was a shitty little flash game as far as I can remember.

 

[Kialee]

It was remade.

Slap my tit and call me my own grandmother.
You're joking, right?
Are we talking a commercial re-release, or some shoddy internet remake?

It was a shitty little flash game as far as I can remember.

Oh, well. I can't honestly say I meant that - I was speaking more like EA deciding to remake Booble Bobble (i have no idea if this is a real game) or Battle Raper and release it on a current-generation console.

 

[Dapper Ninja]

A. CLOCKWORK. ORANGE.

No question.

 

[Antitonic]

Rocko's Modern Life, definitely.

 

[Pegghead]

The old-fashioned James Bond films
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This, this, a thousand times this. And that fact SUCKS!

Probably The Wizard, what are the kids in a kid-friendly film aimed at kids going to be playing, Super mario Galaxy again and again? Coupled with the fact that it would be pointless for Nintendo to slip in a preview of an upcoming title since the dawn of the internet.

Edit: You guys think Blazing Saddles would be hard to release now, take a look at this

Spoiler

 

[SenseOfTumour]

I'd have to say 'Curry & chips' the ill fated Spike Milligan vehicle where Spike blacks up and puts on a heavy pakistani accent as an indian immigrant who takes a job in a factory.

Somewhat like Alf Garnett, it was meant to poke fun at racists, but ended up being seen as racist itself.

Could only find a short clip online however:

 

[emeraldrafael]

The A Team.

They'd hurt so many feelings and it would just be impossible to do becuase the idea of mercs avoidng the law and performing Robin Hood like duties after escaping prison would be unpatriotic and a man hunt would find them pretty quick.

 

[Schwerganoik]

I remember playing a really old arcade game called, "Time Killers." Predating Mortal Kombat by a decade, it's a fighting game wherein the two combatants hack each other's limbs off before killing them (It's just a flesh wound).

On that note, Monty Python & The Holy Grail would never have gotten released in the US if it had instead come out yesterday.

 

[StriderShinryu]

A lot of the old Looney Tunes stuff would never fly these days, or if it did get made it would be labelled as more adult entertainment and not targeted at kids.

 

[superbatranger]

I remember a show from the 70's about Adolf Hitler living next door to a Jewish family. That would never get made now.

Though I'm actually quite surprised that it got made at all.

You have got to be kidding. There is no way that was made. No way. Nope. Just..no. Who could even think of such a ridiculous idea for a show?

 

[wooty]

You have got to be kidding. There is no way that was made. No way. Nope. Just..no. Who could even think of such a ridiculous idea for a show?

name. now.

i must watch this.

It was called "Heil Honey, I'm Home" and it did partially exist. Though ignore the Dads Army part at the start

 

[Guest_Star]

I'll be shocked if Hollywood ever makes a WWII (or even WWI) movie again that isn't all about the American forces (I'm still surprised--but happy--that Enemy at the Gates was ever made.) You used to get movies like Paths of Glory (French soldiers mutiny in WWI), The Battle of Britain, Cross of Iron (German soldiers on the Eastern Front). Even The Great Escape, with its three American characters, didn't forget the fact that the real-life "Great Escape" was carried out by mostly British Commonwealth POWs. I'm looking at you, U-571!

Actually, they did make a film about the true story of German commanders in WWII trying to other-throw the Nazi government called Valkyrie. It wasn't a particularly excellent film, but it stars Tom Cruise and Bill Nighy among others so I can assume it counts as "Hollywood".

Clearly my brain was elsewhere--how could I forget Valkyrie? Thank you, I stand corrected.

"Defiance" is the most recent example of a Hollywood produced non-US-centric WWII movie.

OT:
Action movies from Hollywood without slowmo/speedout filming is pretty hard to come by nowadays.
Movies using real explosions and pyrotechnincs instead of cheaping out and using greenscreen and CGI.