When a game just refuses to work - Sometimes it's fine one moment, the next it decides to break and not even tell me anything useful in the error messages.
Oh, and having that happen to two different games in one night
Me: *on the computer, typing/playing games*
Computer: There is a problem and we need to close
Me: *angry, closes. five minutes later tries to do something and the computer is unresponsive*
Computer: The processor is slowing down and...
Me: *reads the words 'Fuck You' instead of warning screen*
Me: *shuts computer down*
Computer: WAITZ! there something stupid in my programming that's telling you you can't close your computerz!
In other words:
Random closing,
Unresponsiveness,
The warning screens,
[HEADING=1]When it stops you from turning the flippin' thing off![/HEADING]
I get REALLY angry if my computer ever crashes, because I built it myself only about a year ago, so I usually scream, "I created you! Why can't you just obey your master and fucking WORK?!"
Windows Update and it's insistence on forcing outdated, incompatible drivers on me. I just fixed a problem I've been having for ages, where windows stuck me with a completely wrong power management driver, causing problems with how the ram functioned, causing frequent BSODs and insisting that no, it wasn't a driver, it was clearly faulty hardware.
Lag.
When I've been trying to do something for [X amount of time] when it should take [portion of X amount of time].
ROUTER GO BOOM-BOOM!
Spy's sappin' muh 'Scapist!
Or, my favorite one....
I R DUN WANNA LODE DAT SITE!
Blue Screen of Death-ing on me when I play GTA IV. I don't care you can't handle that game on hiogh settings! You will play it, won't lag and fucking like it!
When I see a horribly stupid and racist comment on a website, and see the person is from America. Seriously, now I see where all the Anti American hate is from. What could possibly make me more angry is someone jumping on there and adding in another equally ignorant anti american statement.
When i have a shit loa dof apps open at once and i click an app that hasnt been opene din a while and i get the status bar and a blank white page and i have to wait for it to fuckign load. Then i get impatient and click another app in hopes that the other app will load.. then everythign is white.. GAAAHHH
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