Things that make you want to punch your computer.

Valkatron

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Blood Bowl on the PC, my god is the game making me rage so very much right now. Damn AI using loaded dice, pulling off some absolutely bullshit rolls.
 

SnipErlite

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When a game just refuses to work - Sometimes it's fine one moment, the next it decides to break and not even tell me anything useful in the error messages.

Oh, and having that happen to two different games in one night

=/
 

RobCoxxy

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When it suddenly decides to choke up while I print an essay/export film coursework on deadline date :D
 

TheYellowCellPhone

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Me: *on the computer, typing/playing games*
Computer: There is a problem and we need to close
Me: *angry, closes. five minutes later tries to do something and the computer is unresponsive*
Computer: The processor is slowing down and...
Me: *reads the words 'Fuck You' instead of warning screen*
Me: *shuts computer down*
Computer: WAITZ! there something stupid in my programming that's telling you you can't close your computerz!

In other words:

Random closing,
Unresponsiveness,
The warning screens,
[HEADING=1]When it stops you from turning the flippin' thing off![/HEADING]
 

Vimbert

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I get REALLY angry if my computer ever crashes, because I built it myself only about a year ago, so I usually scream, "I created you! Why can't you just obey your master and fucking WORK?!"

Then I calm down and fix the thing.
 

Nwabudike Morgan

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Windows Update and it's insistence on forcing outdated, incompatible drivers on me. I just fixed a problem I've been having for ages, where windows stuck me with a completely wrong power management driver, causing problems with how the ram functioned, causing frequent BSODs and insisting that no, it wasn't a driver, it was clearly faulty hardware.
 

revjay

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Punch my monitor? Nothing. Question whether an IQ test should be mandatory before being allowed to post? youtube.
 

Crossborder

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My mouse battery running out in the middle of ANYTHING. Always at THE WRONG GODDAMN TIME! And there's not even a warning!
 

The DSM

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arrow_storm said:
Definately Lag,
also ppl who cant take a joke on forums
and when Firefox crashes mysteriously.

O, and also costly laptop repair ;(
Welcome to the escapist

OT:Freezing, it likes to do that alot.

And when I had to reformat my entire computer as it got a really nasty virus, that sucked.
 

internetzealot1

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When I load a video and the before-hand ad runs smoothly, then the actual vid can't run 3 seconds without stopping.

Rickrollers

The line, "This belongs in forum games." No ones goes to fucking forum games! If they put it in forum games, we'll never see it.

When people think that they can make money selling porn on the internet. Really.

Sucky demotivational pictures.

Promising games dying for bad reasons.

Youtube comments

People who counter good, thought out, reasonable arguments with (insert grammer mistake here)

People who hate on silent protagonists

That voice in my head

Untagged spoilers in the comments.

People who think certain games are for kids based on the color pallette or lack of profuse bleeding.

Blind hatred for any game that isn't MW2.

People who make really long posts.
 

Dorian

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Lag.
When I've been trying to do something for [X amount of time] when it should take [portion of X amount of time].
ROUTER GO BOOM-BOOM!
Spy's sappin' muh 'Scapist!

Or, my favorite one....
I R DUN WANNA LODE DAT SITE!
 

Russian_Assassin

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Blue Screen of Death-ing on me when I play GTA IV. I don't care you can't handle that game on hiogh settings! You will play it, won't lag and fucking like it!
 

Motiv_

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When I see a horribly stupid and racist comment on a website, and see the person is from America. Seriously, now I see where all the Anti American hate is from. What could possibly make me more angry is someone jumping on there and adding in another equally ignorant anti american statement.

Rickrolls also get my blood boiling.
 

GreyWolf257

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Holy hell! What site do you go to, because one of my...questionable sites...is doing the SAME damn thing. I think we are going to the same place.
 

Distorted Stu

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When i have a shit loa dof apps open at once and i click an app that hasnt been opene din a while and i get the status bar and a blank white page and i have to wait for it to fuckign load. Then i get impatient and click another app in hopes that the other app will load.. then everythign is white.. GAAAHHH