Today, nay, in the last hour I have heard two sentences that make me want to punch someone in the tongue. My main quarrel with these is that they are old jokes that people swear they came up with or actually said before telling me about it. The sentences are as follows:
1. I always pick a female game character, because if I have to stare at someones ass for x hours it may as well be a girls. (Yeah or you could just y'know not be a perv)
2. I was speeding down a country road when a police officer pulled me over. He said
"I've been waiting for you all day" so I replied
"I got here as fast as I could" He let me off with a warning (NO!!! HE DIDN'T!!! That never happened stop lying, Steve.)
Any phrases like these that infuriate you, The fine escapist community
1. I always pick a female game character, because if I have to stare at someones ass for x hours it may as well be a girls. (Yeah or you could just y'know not be a perv)
2. I was speeding down a country road when a police officer pulled me over. He said
"I've been waiting for you all day" so I replied
"I got here as fast as I could" He let me off with a warning (NO!!! HE DIDN'T!!! That never happened stop lying, Steve.)
Any phrases like these that infuriate you, The fine escapist community