ShogunGino said:
Movie critiquing for the under-creative:
Step 1: Bash Michael Bay.
Step 2: Bash George Lucas.
Step 3: Frequently spew out phrases similar to "They raped my childhood!"
Step 4: Never, ever forgive anyone who made or starred in a film that you didn't like.
Now you're using your brain!!
Step 5: ALWAYS REMEMBER: Anyone dumb enough to enjoy a film you didn't like must be a brainwashed corporate sheep/whore hybrid who represents everything wrong with the ADD-afflicted, mainstream-controlled, brain-dead dystopia we live in, and its masses of morbidly obese, undereducated, drooling rednecks who only go to the movies to see fireballs and tits because
HOLY GOD HUMANITY SUCKS PEOPLE ARE DUMB.
DesiPrinceX09 said:
All forms of pissing and moaning about the evils of Islam or Mexican immigrants, how hard white males have it today and how "positive discrimination" is the Real Racism. Nearly all associated phrases are wack cliches.
Who's with me on that?
Also, from the other end of the spectrum, I'm black, and I am sick. and. tired. of hearing the neverending complaints chorus about the goddamned motherfucking White Man.
Yes, I am fully aware police brutality is a far too common problem among black people. I've seen it firsthand.
Yes, I know the problems that affect America's poor disproportionately fuck us over, and politicians just don't care about the poor in general.
But seriously, I'm tired of hearing about the conspiracy, and how any white person with even the slightest amount of power is spending all their days trying to deliberately keep us in poverty, destroy our race, and dis us for no other reason than that they're dicks.
Also, just because I have a white girlfriend doesn't mean I'm a trophy-hunting forbidden fruit-lover who hates women of my own race.
For the love of Christ, SHE's the one who asked ME out - and she didn't exactly have to fight her way through armies of desperate black women to get to me.
Also, yes, I know that the fact that I've been deliberately practicing my writing for years instead of typn lyk dis jst 2 say FUCK ALL DA HATAZ, have influences beyond Tupac, Malcolm X, and Nikki Giovanni, and don't endlessly drone on about "what it means to be black in America" means I "write like a white boy."
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
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I haven't ranted like that in months.