Think of (an) unconventional/unorthodox/unusual super power(s).

[Anarchemitis]

Making people see real-life subtitles.

 

[EnzoHonda]

Making people see real-life subtitles.

Actually, this would be really neat if it could translate too. So you can walk around some town in the middle of China and understand that everyone is calling you a blue-eyed devil (sorry, I just finished reading a Clavell novel). Or you could go to Kentucky, Newfoundland, or Ireland and actually understand what the hell they're saying.

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

The ability to control other people's cars with my mind.

"I told you to quit fuckin' tailgating me, asshole! Fine, that's it! Your car's maximum speed is now 5 miles under the posted limit at all times. And your car stereo now plays nothing but Lawrence Welk and Roger Whitaker."

 

[Cozmo1]

The power to control peoples facial expressions with my big toe.

 

[Raziel398]

The Ability to grow hair anywhere on my body instantaneously[sp?] 'Haha! fear my..really really long armpit hair!'

 

[Dr_Swordopolis]

The ability to give people constant theme tunes of their own life, that only they could hear...

 

[Sib]

the ability to turn into marmite, that stuff is awesome

 

[scoHish]

Ability to shoot nails outa my eyes...'cause chicks dig nails right?

 

[sammyfreak]

The ability to give people constant theme tunes of their own life, that only they could hear...

Will you be my personal superhero? May i have Beethovens 5th? Please Please Please

 

[Calobi]

The ability to post really great posts on all forums.

 

[Akatsuki_slave]

The ability to raise from the dead and control zombie llamas. Peru would be mine!

 

[ElArabDeMagnifico]

Crap lightning/shoot lightning out my ass.

 

[The Sorrow]

The ability to give fanboys and trolls Montezuma's Revenge just by knowing their screen name.

 

[Voodoo Child]

I have 3.

The telepathic ability to summon garbage services whenever my bin is full, not just on Thursdays.

The ability to unclog any drain/sink/toilet by simply looking at it.

And this:

 

[Saskwach]

The ability to make actual sounds from an air guitar.

"I am a servant of the Zeppelin. Fear my mighty wrath!"

This power is so very, very tempting.