This would be fun...Minus the Death

[Nexus424]

I was watching Scorpion King and it was reaching the climax where Mathayus(Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson) was sword-battling the main villain Memnon. While I was watching that I thought of how fun it would be to have a sword battle of that caliber but then the thought of how bad my handling skills are which made me realize I would meet a painful death. I mainly figured sword battle cause every time I see them I get very interested and always wish I could try them out. Just not with wimpy Nerf swords or fake things like that. So It would be fun minus the death.

I asked my roommate what he would do if death wouldn't plague him and he said jump off a tall building into water without a parachute cause it would be interesting to feel the falling sensation.

What would you do for excitement if you knew you wouldn't have to worry about death and why that in particular?

 

[Mr0llivand3r]

Huge epic medieval Lord of the Rings, Dungeons and Dragons, Norse myth type of battle.

just because that would be a fucking awesome experience. I think that fighting is one of the most effective adrenaline rush-initiators in existence. and that kind of fighting would be kickass

 

[Ignignoct]

I'd mimic Bill Murray in "Groundhog Day".

Respek.

 

[SharPhoe]

Definitely fighting. But personally, I would like one of those impossible-odds fights, one against a million.

 

[Sewblon]

Knock an evil dictator out a ten story window with a pygmy hippopotamus.

 

[Lyiat]

Erm... If you guys are really interested in doing some good ol' fashioned sword-fighting, join a Reenactment group. I know Britain has one especially for staged fighting, and America has the SCA. Might want to give them a lookyloo.

Edit: I AM in the SCA, so I get to participate in mass wars without dying. ^_^

 

[ThaBenMan]

It sounds to me, BigDragun, that you should take up fencing

I'd do something similar to your room-mate, jump out of a plane or something. Or walk around on the Moon or Mars or something with no spacesuit.

 

[JMeganSnow]

Strap enough C4 to myself to level a city block, then go wander into some terrorist training camp in Syria or Iran, yell "let's see how YOU like it!" and blow myself up. Heck, I'd probably keep doing it until I ran out of terrorists, because that would just never get old.

 

[One Seven One]

Jump around on roof tops like in mirror's edge.

edit: maybe like assassin's creed, jumping from rooftops into safety below with my hands sticking out like i was tring to fly

second edit: i would really like to do the two openings for the rockband games

 

[Booze Zombie]

Would free fall from planes, without a parachute, whilst having intercourse with women and then using my godlike, death-defying powers, I would absorb the force of impact and turn it into the climax from heaven.

Oh yes.

 

[Erana]

Jump around on roof tops like in mirror's edge.

Ninja'd.

But still, I'd get spectators and try to make a profit off it...

 

[BeeRye]

Attempt skateboard jump of the grand canyon simpson's style. Woot.

 

[Roamin11]

Go into the canaidan armed forces, I will be the Taliban's worst enemy, Go canada!

 

[Shadow Law]

Have you ever heard of a live action role playing game called "Dagonair"? No? Might want to check up on that.

 

[Izakflashman]

Knock an evil dictator out a ten story window with a pygmy hippopotamus.

Lol, has absolutely nothing to do with being invincible, but whatever rocks your boat right? Which evil dictator would it be? And if you couldn't find a pygmy hipo would you just use a baby one?

 

[Silver]

I'd like to spoil the fun a bit by pointing out that excrutiating pain and chopped off limbs doesn't technically have to kill you.

 

[Sewblon]

Knock an evil dictator out a ten story window with a pygmy hippopotamus.

Lol, has absolutely nothing to do with being invincible, but whatever rocks your boat right? Which evil dictator would it be? And if you couldn't find a pygmy hipo would you just use a baby one?

I am assuming that if I tried that in real life the dictators body guards would kill me, I could use a baby hippo and I would probably do it to either Hugo Chavez or Kim Jong Ill.

 

[Izakflashman]

Knock an evil dictator out a ten story window with a pygmy hippopotamus.

Lol, has absolutely nothing to do with being invincible, but whatever rocks your boat right? Which evil dictator would it be? And if you couldn't find a pygmy hipo would you just use a baby one?

I am assuming that if I tried that in real life the dictators body guards would kill me, I could use a baby hippo and I would probably do it to either Hugo Chavez or Kim Jong Ill.

ah I see. Nice. Lol. Its a rather comical tool of death. They will go down, only remembered for their odd deaths.

 

[sky14kemea]

I'd mimic Bill Murray in "Groundhog Day".

same, cept learning french, id learn a different language XD

 

[hippo24]

Id sit at home on my ass, and play some 20 year old Nintendo games...defying death is too much work.

Well I guess sitting on your ass for to long could lead to a heart attack, If Mcdonalds or Wendy's was involved.