A mother and her 5 or 6-year-old child are in line at the checkout. The child is yammering about the CGI movie Madagascar. At one point, the mother says, "Oh honey, Madagascar isn't a real place!" [facepalm]
Yes, but it sounds like "God" because that's where the word comes from! I was in Paris on a field trip and one of the buildings had "Dieu" in the name, but they translated it as "Guard" which confused me because I thought Dieu meant "God" and then it hit me...richasr said:Eh? Guard is still... Guard when spoken with an English accent, should this confuse me?Florion said:Oooh, oooh. I have two. They go together though. Does it still count as a one-liner?
English-class sheet of university essay screw-ups: "Pythagasaurus was the father of the triangle."
Student: Congratulations, it's a triangle!
Also, I watched one intro to CSI: Miami and never again.
Cop: Looks like she was a hooker. Working in the streets.
That Guy: (removes glasses) :/ Not anymore.
Edit: Oh, oh, and: "It's eating her! And then it's going to eat me! Oh my goooooooo-oooooood!"
->incidentally, did you know that God is just Guard with an English accent? Er, for those of you who don't already have English accents?
Maybe it's just my accent then, northerner as I am.Florion said:Yes, but it sounds like "God" because that's where the word comes from! I was in Paris on a field trip and one of the buildings had "Dieu" in the name, but they translated it as "Guard" which confused me because I thought Dieu meant "God" and then it hit me...richasr said:Eh? Guard is still... Guard when spoken with an English accent, should this confuse me?Florion said:Oooh, oooh. I have two. They go together though. Does it still count as a one-liner?
English-class sheet of university essay screw-ups: "Pythagasaurus was the father of the triangle."
Student: Congratulations, it's a triangle!
Also, I watched one intro to CSI: Miami and never again.
Cop: Looks like she was a hooker. Working in the streets.
That Guy: (removes glasses) :/ Not anymore.
Edit: Oh, oh, and: "It's eating her! And then it's going to eat me! Oh my goooooooo-oooooood!"
->incidentally, did you know that God is just Guard with an English accent? Er, for those of you who don't already have English accents?
He spelled it wrong too. It's onomatopoeia. Scary thing is, this forum has a built-in spell-check.hiram88 said:Wait...what? You're complaining that the test was hard, and then say that some people got some questions wrong was the worst part? *facepalm*Mr Bacon said:Oh wait, discussion... Erm, I guess the time we were given a written spelling test in my English class. As in, it was written... i.e. "spell onomatapaeia" WTF... We all kinda think our teacher was high when she came up with it. Worst part is, some people got some WRONG!
You, sir, are fail
That's because those are fucking awesome.Babitz said:I see no one mentioning the CSI: Miami one liners. What a shame.
OMG THATS HILARIOUS! so sad but its so evil and stupid its funny!Mr. Gency said:"I'll take a potato chip... and EAT IT!"