Those one liners that cause you to *facepalm*.

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"a shot in the head is worth 2 in the chest" Matt Hazard
"Today is the first day of the end of your life" The Postal Dude jr
"Here is Sub-Zero, b=now just plain zero" The Govenator from the Running man
And one that's awesome
"Hail to the king baby" Duke Nukem-originally Ashley J. Williams
 

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justhereforthemoney said:
A girl asked in class if the Titanic was real.
I heard the exact same thing in my history class. People are stupid no matter where you go.

My friend always talks about his infamous pick up line, does this rag smell like clorofourm? It just makes me facepalm i've heard it so many time and it was never funny.
 

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ffs-dontcare said:
Also, every line from the Maiden of Grief in WoW.
I'd say nearly every line from every WoW boss. There are some I like, because they sound fucking stupid, it makes me laugh.

<youtube=-MGnCp3gbkk>

.. is my contribution.
 

Florion

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Oooh, oooh. I have two. They go together though. Does it still count as a one-liner?

English-class sheet of university essay screw-ups: "Pythagasaurus was the father of the triangle."
Student: Congratulations, it's a triangle!

Also, I watched one intro to CSI: Miami and never again.

Cop: Looks like she was a hooker. Working in the streets.
That Guy: (removes glasses) :/ Not anymore.

Edit: Oh, oh, and: "It's eating her! And then it's going to eat me! Oh my goooooooo-oooooood!"
->incidentally, did you know that God is just Guard with an English accent? Er, for those of you who don't already have English accents?
 

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Predator is a goldmine for one liners. My personal favorite is "Your bleeding!" "I aint got TIME to bleed"
 

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justhereforthemoney said:
A girl asked in class if the Titanic was real.
If we are on the subject of people saying stupid things in class, we were doing about the Cold War we were learning about the bay of pigs or something (it was a while ago :p), the teacher said "JFK sent 40,000 troops to the Bay of Pigs" to which a girl in the class asked "JFK the president or JFK the airport?" *facepalm*
 

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Jasper Jeffs said:
ffs-dontcare said:
Also, every line from the Maiden of Grief in WoW.
I'd say nearly every line from every WoW boss. There are some I like, because they sound fucking stupid, it makes me laugh.

<youtube=-MGnCp3gbkk>

.. is my contribution.
This is painfully stupid,I mean, wow. My contribution - (me) "who invented the lightbulb?" (a friend of mine)"Arnold Schwarzenegger!", to be fair she corrected herself afterwards.
 

gelgamath

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a girl in my class asked how do you spell X
then this same girl asked if you only fill one thing in on a multiple choice test
 

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"GIVE ME MY STONE!"
"I don't have your stone! And fuck you anyway!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k8KYp0aaJY
 

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An old cop movie where the fat sergeant asks the rookie after a shoot out.
"You got the stomach for this?"
Rookie "nah you got plenty for both of us!" pats him on the belly
 

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Deleric said:
Pickup line: I'm no Fred Flinstone, but baby, I'll make your bedrock.

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Really? Well, in that case, I suggest you avoid that damn "Bedrock" song by Young Money(I can't believe that's even a name). They say the Bedrock pick-up line about a thousand times and it's grating on the nerves.

On Topic: Any popular sayings at my school right now. The kids there have a tendency to say "What the F..?" or "Yerrp!", whatever the hell that stuff means.
 

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Any line of dialouge from Sonic Heroes. Just pick one.

"Time to blast through with Sonic speed!"

"We'll show them the real power of teamwork!"

Oh god, I cringed just by merely mentioning them.
 

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Babitz said:
I see no one mentioning the CSI: Miami one liners. What a shame.
Florion said:
Also, I watched one intro to CSI: Miami and never again.

Cop: Looks like she was a hooker. Working in the streets.
That Guy: (removes glasses) :/ Not anymore.
*facepalm*
 

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My friend used this pick up line on a girl he liked:

"Baby, I'm a real estate agent, and I've got some property for you on 'Boner Way'!"

Yes.. He did get the girl. However, in his defense for actually using that line, he is a very charming and charismatic fellow with the ladies. Not that I'm jealous or anything.. [small]Lucky bastard![/small]