Those one liners that cause you to *facepalm*.

[Lamppenkeyboard]

"Hitler killed himself because he felt bad for what he did to the Jews!"

The good thing about Florida is that you get a degree that means something.

 

[Da_Schwartz]

My Friend Maria called me on the 5th of July It went something like this.

HER: Happy pre-forth of July!!!

ME: Maria...it's the 5th, don't you mean "post" not "pre"?

HER: No stupid, after!

 

[Canadamus Prime]

My friend used this pick up line on a girl he liked:

"Baby, I'm a real estate agent, and I've got some property for you on 'Boner Way'!"

Yes.. He did get the girl. However, in his defense for actually using that line, he is a very charming and charismatic fellow with the ladies. Not that I'm jealous or anything.. [small]Lucky bastard![/small]

He actually said that and it it worked??. Excuse me, I have to go kill myself now.....

 

[Eggsnham]

My friend used this pick up line on a girl he liked:

"Baby, I'm a real estate agent, and I've got some property for you on 'Boner Way'!"

Yes.. He did get the girl. However, in his defense for actually using that line, he is a very charming and charismatic fellow with the ladies. Not that I'm jealous or anything.. [small]Lucky bastard![/small]

He actually said that and it it worked??. Excuse me, I have to go kill myself now.....

That's what I said as I watched it.

 

[Deleric]

Really? Well, in that case, I suggest you avoid that damn "Bedrock" song by Young Money(I can't believe that's even a name). They say the Bedrock pick-up line about a thousand times and it's grating on the nerves.

On Topic: Any popular sayings at my school right now. The kids there have a tendency to say "What the F..?" or "Yerrp!", whatever the hell that stuff means.

That reminds me, people at my school use EPIC FAIL way too frequently.

 

[Blakeyboy90]

"I'm the Juggernaut *****!" After that line there was about 100 seperate sounds of faces being smacked in that cinema.

 

[Oomii]

In my class one time,

Kid: Pssst... What time is it?
Me: Why, there's a clock right there.
Kid: I can't tell that clock.

FACEPALM

 

[Shockolate]

Any one-liners from Batman & Robin.

Also, every line from the Maiden of Grief in WoW.

A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?!?!? You gave one of the greatest superheroes of all time a bat credit card.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!! does not compute!!

Cookie for the reference

Nostalgia Critic?

 

[Pseudonym2]

If you're a mother, then I'm the mother-fucker.

Any line from Devil May Cry 4.

 

[justhereforthemoney]

A girl asked in class if the Titanic was real.

Oh my word...
Epic facepalm...

Oh wait, discussion... Erm, I guess the time we were given a written spelling test in my English class. As in, it was written... i.e. "spell onomatapaeia" WTF... We all kinda think our teacher was high when she came up with it. Worst part is, some people got some WRONG!

Not going to lie though, I myself have caused many a facepalm.

 

[lwm3398]

Mordecai's "Oh, you liked that?!" and "Don't think he expected that." from Borderlands when you get a Critical. It was cool the first time, so was the first blood-spatter crit-hit, but like a mozzarella dispenser, it just gets old and cheesy after awhile. I'm sure the other avatars have their own.

 

[Shanecooper]

Anything from Bruce Campbell in "Army of the dead" Is pure gold and face-palm worthy all at the same time.

 

[Paulie92]

This has a little backstory to truly appreciate the retardedness of this girl. I was telling my brother how stupid people at my school were and I couldn't think of an exapmle of the top of my head so I made up one I thought was believable. My example "well you can't say things like in Prussia etc.cause people think you mean Russia"

The NEXT day and I swear i'm not making this up I mentioned how Prussia had invaded France and a girl looks at me and goes "Prussa? Don't you mean Russia?"

 

[Javelk]

Working in food service: "What's a biscuit?" and "I put some milk in my coffee, now my coffee is cold"

 

[Shockolate]

Any one-liners from Batman & Robin.

Also, every line from the Maiden of Grief in WoW.

A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?!?!? You gave one of the greatest superheroes of all time a bat credit card.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!! does not compute!!

Cookie for the reference

Nostalgia Critic?

you are correct, please go to your local corner shop to collect your cookie, just tell them I sent you.

Om nom nom Oreos

 

[Bloody Crimson]

Basically alot of them in YuGiOh 5D's...they're semi-humorous, but it's still a "Da Fuck?" moment. Sigh...

 

[The_Graff]

anything postalguy says, though I think (I hope, I pray) thats kind of intentional.

 

[Hiram88]

Oh wait, discussion... Erm, I guess the time we were given a written spelling test in my English class. As in, it was written... i.e. "spell onomatapaeia" WTF... We all kinda think our teacher was high when she came up with it. Worst part is, some people got some WRONG!

Wait...what? You're complaining that the test was hard, and then say that some people got some questions wrong was the worst part? *facepalm*

You, sir, are fail