Those random phrases people say in Pokemon.

[Sean Hollyman]

You know, in areas like the Battle Frontier and stuff, trainers say a random phrase when you meet and beat them. Some of them are random and funny as hell, like "I HAVE A GROWTH OF SUCTION CUPS."

I don't know what Gamefreak was thinking , but some of them are damn hilarious.

What did you think? Did you ever encounter weird sayings from these?

 

[Andy Shandy]

Perhaps not random but this is certainly one of the stupidest things I've seen in Pokemon

 

[gigastrike]

Nyan nyan nyan...

(I'm so embarrassed...)

Saw somethnig like that in the battle subway once. True story.

 

[Terminate421]

"I have no friends"

"I was on my way to the doctor"

 

[Innegativeion]

Inb4 comfortable and easy to wear shorts, and top percentage rattata. =P

Pokemone has a lot of weird quotes, an oldie but a goodie for example;

"You're light years away from facing Brock!". And afterwards, "Light years is a measure of distance! Not time!" in brock's gym.

 

[PunkyMcGee]

Inb4 comfortable and easy to wear shorts, and top percentage rattata. =P

Pokemone has a lot of weird quotes, an oldie but a goodie for example;

"You're light years away from facing Brock!". And afterwards, "Light years is a measure of distance! Not time!" in brock's gym.

aww. you beat me to it. i'm gonna post it anyway though.

Spoiler

 

[Tdoodle]

"I don't know how I got here" I quite liked. I roleplayed that he was some guy who was just on the commute to work and had got mixed up in all kinds of stuff he didn't understand. Helped that it was one of the early levels of the double train and he was a Clerk paired with a Cool Trainer.

Then I killed his pet with my pet and proceeded to the next train car.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I was ninja'd with the shorts.

"I am wearing a bathing suit, where do I keep my pokeballs? It is a womens secret." - Random Swimmer

 

[Tiger Sora]

"I am the water pokemon master!"
~A trainer with three magikarp

I don't remember who, or what game. But it's funny as hell.

 

[sextus the crazy]

GSC juggler- "Oops! dropped my balls!"

Also, a battle frontier nerd said that he would form his own "acid armor" *shudders*.

 

[Battleaxx90]

Remember that one town where you can record a "trendy phrase"? Who here hasn't made the phrase "Your Mom" at one point in time? If you haven't, this is what you missed out on: http://pokemonx.comicgenesis.com/d/20060123.html (I would've put the image in straight, but it wouldn't let me)

 

[Charli]

Gaddamn this entire thread is summed up by 'the shorts kid'.

There's so many... too many, I'm sure there's a list somewhere on the internet but... my goodness are some of the trainers one liners goofy.

 

[SD-Fiend]

My shiny bald head is my secret.

and some other biker saying he can't go anywhere without his bike. even on a train

 

[darlarosa]

Remember that one town where you can record a "trendy phrase"? Who here hasn't made the phrase "Your Mom" at one point in time? If you haven't, this is what you missed out on: http://pokemonx.comicgenesis.com/d/20060123.html (I would've put the image in straight, but it wouldn't let me)

Now I need to find my game and try it out

"Hyuk, Hyuk, Hyuk"
"I SWALLOW SLUDGE TO TRANSFORM MYSELF"
-Trainer at Battle Frontier

"LOUDRED PROBABLY HAS A SWEET SCENT"
-Aroma Lady in the Battle Tower

had to track these down....fucking priceless

 

[Pearwood]

Top fucking percentage.

 

[Beardly]

Inb4 comfortable and easy to wear shorts, and top percentage rattata. =P

Pokemone has a lot of weird quotes, an oldie but a goodie for example;

"You're light years away from facing Brock!". And afterwards, "Light years is a measure of distance! Not time!" in brock's gym.

aww. you beat me to it. i'm gonna post it anyway though.

Spoiler

Shorts kid has wisdom beyond his years.
Some day I will base a cult around that wonderful digital sage.

 

[Esotera]

I think the hacked ROMs are usually the best for dialogue in Pokemon:

 

[Sean Hollyman]

For more hilarious badly translated dialogue you should watch this, it's fucking hilarious!!