Throw Something Else!

[CounterAttack]

I defeat it with a non sequitur.

I throw a Phailhaus at the next poster.

 

[oppp7]

I break it with my face and throw a hampster at the next guy.

 

[Sam G]

I catch it, put it in a plastic cup, cover the top and shake it. Hahahahaha! Stupid hamster!

I throw the protagonist of Persona 3 at the next poster.

 

[oppp7]

I hit them with a baseball bat, launching them at the next poster.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I block with Yahtzees rants

I throw awesome at the next poster

 

[Code Monkey]

I recieve a blast of awesome to the face.
That didn't sound right...

I throw dead at the next poster.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I block with American Idol

I throw Simon Cowell at the next poster

 

[oppp7]

He yells at me for no reason.
I throw a brick at the next guy.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I block with mortar and use it to build a house

I throw a moderator at the next poster

 

[oppp7]

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[Sleekgiant]

I throw oppp7 at the next poster

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

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I throw the answer to life at the next poster.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I'm shocked by what I learn

I throw a piece of Eden at the next poster

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I laugh and say "I was just joking about that with my sister," followed by adverting my eyes and becoming a zombie.

I throw the Necronomicron at the next poster.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I block with Peter Molyneux

I throw myself at the next poster

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I swat you away. You are a creepy internet person!
[sup]I say that to every one I meet on the internet, so don't worry.[/sup]

I throw [sup][sup][sup][sup]tiny[/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup] text at the next poster!

 

[Code Monkey]

BIG
I throw a large rock at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I dodge.

I throw a deadly pebble at the next poster.

 

[Code Monkey]

I die.

I throw a truck full of cancer at the next poster..

 

[Sleekgiant]

I cure it

I throw my ipod at the next poster