Time to Humanize: Three Pictures, Three Descriptions

SupahEwok

Malapropic Homophone
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Jun 24, 2010
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Ok, I'm down. Let's go.
His name is Loki, he's a 7 years old Cocker Spaniel and he is the goodliest and stinkiest boy who loves walkies and his toy ball. You should also know his ball is the best ball in the world ever. You may think that's just hyperbole, but you are dead wrong. Loki's ball is best ball. He's also a bit of a scoundrel, so he's true to his name.
I've been playing some 17 years now and I've played a good number of instruments in that time, but this one has consistently remained my favorite for the past decade. It 's a Status Series 1. Those cost like £2500 new, but I got mine secondhand for €1100. Still a pretty penny, but well worth it. It does everything I want from a bass. A sound with deep lows so growly I don't need distortion to play heavier genres, contrasted by crystal clear highs, while bouncy mids that can effortlessly punch through the mix round out the whole. Sure, not everyone like the tone of carbon-necked active basses, but I wouldn't exchange it for anything. That carbon also makes it very balanced and lightweight, which is just more comfortable to play, especially during longer gigs. One kilo less might not seem much, but you feel the difference after some 3 hours on stage.
Another hobby of mine. I enjoy a nice Scotch. This is my best bottle. Or at least my most expensive one. It is a really good whisky tho. Nice and peaty, just the way I like i, but I only drink from it very sparingly, cuz, you know, expensive. It also has a name I can pronounce, unlike a fair few of the others. Damn you Gaelic and your names that are spoken way different from how they're written. You bring me much shame!
Larry
Curly
Moe
Two men of culture, I see.