Torment Writer Officially Apologizes For Complete Book of Elves


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Sep 11, 2008
The Crotch said:

Abomination said:
I always thought it was strange that beings that would live for thousands of years wouldn't be more powerful individually than an individual human. Didn't they have a reproduction rate akin to dwarves?

Just seemed logical to me.
According to the Book of Elves, an elven pregnancy lasts two years, and the child isn't considered an adult until they're 110. And their marriage rates are terrible.

None of it makes any fucking sense, really.
The running gag in our D&D games was that elves were all gay, but super fertile. They only reproduced when a male accidentally fell into a female.