The running gag in our D&D games was that elves were all gay, but super fertile. They only reproduced when a male accidentally fell into a female.The Crotch said:...
What?According to the Book of Elves, an elven pregnancy lasts two years, and the child isn't considered an adult until they're 110. And their marriage rates are terrible.Abomination said:I always thought it was strange that beings that would live for thousands of years wouldn't be more powerful individually than an individual human. Didn't they have a reproduction rate akin to dwarves?
Just seemed logical to me.
None of it makes any fucking sense, really.