Trailers: Shadows of the Damned: Enlarge Your Johnson

[Team Hollywood]

Shadows of the Damned: Enlarge Your Johnson

Upgrade your Johnson's length, accuracy, and performance with gems hidden in the world of Shadows of the Damned.

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[Azaraxzealot]

okay. simply because of the sheer craziness and style this game has, i have to at LEAST try it. looks wicked insane... and fun.

 

[de5gravity]

This game will be fun. IT WILL.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Well, EA is still going at it with its juvenile and immature marketing.

Though the game itself looks so wacky and fun. I must try it out.

 

[Krakyn]

Wow. This game is ridiculously sophomoric. I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.

 

[evilstonermonkey]

Eh... I don't know. If that is the tone of the game, I think it'll amuse me for maybe half an hour before the dick jokes get boring, whereas if it isn't then its jsut another unnecessarily childish game ad that puts another dent in the effort to get non-gamers to take games seriously.

Still, it did make me think of this:

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[beetrain]

Not sure about the sense of humor, but the game looks fun.

 

[Tuqui]

Had a good laugh at this, pretty good video for the game. Hope the game holds it's standards.

 

[cgentero]

A lulzy game amidst the sea of the grimdark, Santa does exist.

 

[Zhukov]

*cringe*

It was funny for the first ten seconds.

 

[soulfire130]

Ummm... wtf was that? Are you sure that's a trailer? I it was a joke.(O_O)

 

[soulfire130]

Ummm... wtf was that? Are you sure that's a trailer? I it was a joke.(O_O)

 

[icame]

This seems like it would be more the kind of video someone would put on youtube then anything. Not an official trailer.

 

[Jkudo]

You know i prefer the way the game is represented in the trailer with his girlfriend. I would prefer a darker game with hints of humor that it doesnt shove down your throat. Hopefully this doesn't mean the game has changed. I still like the weapons in the game and the characters.

 

[leviadragon99]

Huh... I'm guessing the joke is that the unded ally club/gun/floaty skull was known as Johnson in life.

 

[ChocoFace]

Staying classy like a boss.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

I was wondering how the humor in the game will work and if it's anything like this then I hope it's not too juvenile, but the trailer did make me laugh though. But considering who's working on this game, I have no doubt that it won't be the case and will be a very good game.

Besides, Akira Yamaoka will be doing the music so I know at least that part will be amazing.

 

[Dark.Kantian]

What's wrong with some juvenile humour in a game? Stop getting your panties in a bunch. If the game-play puts out and the presentation delivers, who cares about the dick jokes? (especially if they are, lets face it, pretty well delivered) To my knowledge only two types of people: a) those who are categorically opposed to gaming and are just looking for another hook to hang their meat on, and 2) those who are deluded by the idea that for games to be legitimate entertainment they have to be some kind of high(er) art form.
EA (or any other developer) is not in the business of writing opera, they're in the business of making games.

I, for one, find the idea of multi-tooling, enlarging and enhancing my Johnson a fine idea indeed.

 

[ace_of_something]

Grasshopper Manufacture? Where have I heard that name? Something on the wii...
Looks fun but more something I would wait till the price drops.