Twilight Author Bored With Vampires

Dastardly

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Welcome to being an artist as a JOB.

When you're an artist as a hobby, you can just peek in when you like, do exactly what you want, and then pop out again.... but as soon as you take MONEY, it changes things.

NOTE: Changes. Not ruins, just changes.

Because what it means now is that you're expected (and in many cases obligated) to continue even when you don't FEEL like it. Which means the way you view your art has to mature, or you reveal yourself as a flash-in-the-pan. Or worse--a fraud with no ORIGINAL ideas. Because you have to realize that maybe 10% of what we do in any art (mine being music, but certain principles apply elsewhere) is the "inspiration" stuff...

...the rest is WORK, and it involves CRAFT. You can't just "feel" your way through a project if you want it to succeed. You can if it's just for your own personal edification, but you've accepted money now, so we're past that. Time to sit down and do the WORK of it.

What's even worse... when you get famous for doing ONE TRICK, guess what folks want to see from you? THAT trick. We've got folks that write about spaceships and dragons and zombies and politics. You're the "teen vampire" lady--and we're just plain not interested in your "versatility." I don't need a screwdriver that can ALSO be used as a dodgy hammer--I HAVE a hammer already. Just stick to being a damned screwdriver. And welcome to the entertainment BUSINESS.
 

Giantcain

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Donnyp said:
Giantcain said:
Donnyp said:
Angry Caterpillar said:
Okay, they've ruined vampires. On to space marines!
uh....I hate to be the barer of Horrible news. But in the Indigo here i saw a alien Book By her.....FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! lol.

OT: YAY! Maybe she will be hit by a car as well. Anyone who watches or made twilight HAS to have a lot of bad Karma.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Did you read Twilight?
the first book and did not like it
 

Klepa

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Seeing as she's turning typical antagonists into..... "likeable" .... characters.. How about World War 2?

Holocaust: Forbidden Love

"Heinz had blonde hair, and a muscular body, his SS uniform fluttered beautifully in the wind, as the smell of his cigarette filled my nostrils with passion as deep as his longing blue eyes ."

You heard it here first.
 

Kakkoi

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She's already written a different book and promised a series for that one...in 2008. This woman obviously can't handle being a writer.
 

Phenakist

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OH I know, how about.... Banshee's that can sing? or even highly intelligent trolls?

But more on topic, I'm glad she has learn her lesson for spewing out her wet dreams onto paper. On a side note, she's already too late, the internet has had her branded as "that author that ruined vampires" for aaaaaaaages.

Extra thought: The book doesn't make sense.... her 'vampires' hearts stop when they get dragged over to the sparkly side... so the guy vampires have no blood pumping around their bodies and therefore... creates problems in the bedroom... but somehow this self proclaimed "author" skips over that quite nicely...
 

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she's already ripped off the mysterons... she'll probably move onto ghosts (Easiest way to write a supernatural romantic angst book) or she'll continue with her werewolves... which I didn't think were too terrible.

Myer doesn't deserve the praise that she got for those books, she took something that Anne Rice did (and much better I might add) and then played out every cliche possible... every character is either wall paper of a Mary Sue...

Writers should stop using vampires as masterbation material and use them as they used to be! Terrifying creatures that were souless and full of hate. They tore people to shreds and drank their blood, they shouldn't be this romanticied moron who's filled to the brim with angst.

I pray to god she doesn't touch zombies, that's been fucked with more than enough.
 

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igissx said:
HK_01 said:
So what's next? Emo zombies? Sparkling ninjas?
WASH YOUR MOUTH WITH SOAP AND BACON (what show did i get that from....dammit!), she shall never touch Zombies...only George Romero gets to touch zombies...and he isnt gay!...

katsumoto03 said:
I swear to god, if she even thinks about touching Ninjas or zombies I will set her house on fire.

Twice.
I agree with this

N.O.T (not on topic) this would be what Zomblight (zombie twilight) would be like:

Zombie:Oh (insert name here) i love you so much, with all my heart...and coincidentally...here is my heart *hands (insert name here) heart*

Girl: O.m.g (zombie name) i love you so much...now you have to go because im also in love with (insert name here)...he is the brother of frankenstein...but i will miss you

I swear that is what would happen if she made a zombie book...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Dead_Girlfriend

ZIM quotes make you just as bad as a Twitard, especially when you point at them and scream "LOOK I QUOTED INVADER ZIM!" jus' sayin'.
 

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dastardly said:
Darrkon Fearlock said:
I have to say, I mostly disagree with what you guys are saying. I admit that if she announced a book to her fans (which she apparently did) she should at least do what she said she was going to do but, beyond that, I don't think she has any obligation to write about vampires. If she finished the story and wants to move on to something else, that's totally fine.

Do you think Tolkien was obligated to write another Lord of the Rings book? Do you think Rowling is obligated to do an 8th Harry Potter? Of course not. They finished the story they started. As far as I am concerned that's all we can ask.

You guys are acting like once an artist picks a story or genre they are required to stick to that for the rest of their carrier. Can you imagine how boring that would be? We wouldn't have half of the books, movies, paintings, or video games that we have today if it worked like that.
 

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katsumoto03 said:
I swear to god, if she even thinks about touching Ninjas or zombies I will set her house on fire.

Twice.
I shall join you. Maybe go for a third time.
OT: At least she's not milking the franchise like God knows what and make another 5 sequels.
*Cough*COD*Cough*. If she stops, the fanfare about the book will end pretty soon.
 

jeaniesinsin

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Thank God the rule of the sparkly stupid-heads (and their whiny women) is drawing to a close. Meyer was a flash in the pan if i ever saw one.let's just hope she doesn't get anymore "bright" ideas and lets the professionals do the vampire genre justice.