Twilight Author Bored With Vampires

Ekonk

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Well that's good, because I certainly am bored with her vampires as well.
 

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
Well, given she's not written about Vampires yet, where's the problem?

Vampires don't sparkle.
I agree. Honestly, I would be bored writing about Fey-Elf-Golems and, 'Spirit Warriors' too. Sure, they all have blood fetishes (except the Spirit Animals I guess) but, there really isn't too much you can do with those characters anymore. Well, I suppose she could write about...you know, one of the other tribes she brought to the readers attention at the end of the last book. Or possibly about the real Werewolves which were also hinted at. That would be neat. Also, while we're on that subject, why not add in an actual Vampire! I wouldn't even mind if his name was Alucard Hellsing or something of equal silliness...
 

SextusMaximus

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No! Get her back on vampires! This is about damage limitation men! We CANNOT LET HER RUIN ANOTHER GENRE!
 

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katsumoto03 said:
I swear to god, if she even thinks about touching Ninjas or zombies I will set her house on fire.

Twice.
If she touchs zombies, her house is going to be the least of her worries.....
 

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don't know how she can be bored with something she's never written about.... TWILIGHT DOES NOT HAVE VAMPIRES! Just emo kids with skin issues...
 

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The Gentleman said:
Yeah, I'm a straight guy and I'm attracted to that lump of hypothetical flesh.

Wait, we talking current Sean Connery or Sean Connery as we remember him as James Bond?
Probably James Bond.
Though any flavor of Sean Connery is cool.
...except for Zardoz Sean Connery.
 

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Rutskarn said:
What a coincidence; we're bored with Twilight.

NEXT.

Angry Caterpillar said:
Okay, they've ruined vampires. On to space marines!
She'll have to wait her turn. The modern FPS has been spoiling those for the past five years.
Five years? They've been milking space marines since Doom.

OT: My girlfriends making me read them and then go watch the new film. I'm halfway though the second one. It's like watching Bela Lugosi and Bram Stoker burn slowely whilst being kicked by a million teenage girls. All screaming that "vampire's should sparkle". When I read it I can actually feel my brain dying.
 

I Max95

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eh
whatever it is i wont read it
never understood why vampires were even in those books and movies
the fact that the vampire characters dont drink human blood defeats the whole purpose of them being Vampires theyre suposed to be scary at least to the characters in the book
an imaginitive person can think up a new and original reason to why the characters have those powers instead of copping out and calling them vampires

but whatever i never cared about stephany meyer or any related bit of media even though i hear about it all the god damn time
hopfully her next teen girl obsession novel will be less popular and not dominate everything it touches
 

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Rutskarn said:
What a coincidence; we're bored with Twilight.

NEXT.

Angry Caterpillar said:
Okay, they've ruined vampires. On to space marines!
She'll have to wait her turn. The modern FPS has been spoiling those for the past five years.
You my good friend have won the internet!
 
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She's bored with vampires? What vampires where? I recall there being a 100 year old emotionally dead high school student who sparkles, and last I checked that is no vampire. Maybe now she'll give up writing and leave it to those who are actually good at it.
 

SideburnsPuppy

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She wrote a non-vampire book, which I don't think anyone ever read. It was called The Host, and it was about mind-controlling alien ghosts or something, and I was actually mildly interested in it, but I never got around to reading it, so I decided to make a post on The Escapist with a buttload of commas. Maybe I should check it oot.
 

AgDr_ODST

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THANK GOD!!!! maybe her crazy ass fans will turn on her in a rage and murder her before she can ruin another genre monster, thus saving all of us the trouble.
 

unacomn

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How can she be sick of vampires since she's only written about sparkly mosquitoes so far?
 

tehbeard

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this amuses, reassures and concerns me
1) she is starting to hate her own creation
2) Vampires may start to become more bad-ass once more (Daybreakers has begun the road to recovery)
3) What the hell is she gona ruin now?

The_root_of_all_evil said:
CoverYourHead said:
Alright, so, what mythological creatures can be ruined next? And how can she fit in another author-avatar/mary sue... Hmm...

I'm putting my money on mummies.
Thank you.
thank you good sir you brightened my day.