Twilight Author Bored With Vampires

[oppp7]

Then stop writing about vampires. They're boring anyways.

 

[Anah'ya]

This Taffer sides with the popular opinion that she has grown bored due to being unable to project herself into the work.

Or just Hugh Laurie?

You win. I don't know what, but you win.

 

[Deacon Cole]

Welcome to our world, Stephanie Meyer. You bimbo, you.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

I notice she says she's bored with vampires. But not werewolves.

HEY TWILIGHT FANGIRLS! THE CREATOR HAS OFFICIALLY SIDED WITH TEAM JACOB! TEAM EDWARD DEMANDS HER BLOOD!

And there you go, proof once again that these sort of things just sort of work themselves out. They just take a little "guidance" now and then.

This made me laugh.

But writing about Edward's backstory... It would be like Interview with a Vampire, but without the moral turmoil... Or being particularly interesting.

I think the problem may be that the vampire genre was milked dry long before Ms. Meyer got to a pen...

 

[Hayate_GT]

oh WOW...she's sick of vampires...nice work *****...after u COMPLETELY fuck up and entire species of mystical creatures YOUR bored...thanks a lot...u better not touch anything else... especially to do with japan...emo ninjas?.....................................................................................................................................................................sorry abt that i threw up in my mouth a little...

 

[Aesir23]

Ok, so she's bored with Twilight. Why is it that instead of thinking "YES! Time to celebrate!" like I should be. I can't help but think "Great, what the fuck will she ruin next?"

Does anyone know where I can hire a hitman?

 

[iBlooba]

Hallelujah. I'm so effing sick of fat preteen girls fighting over Vampire dick or Were-Cock.

 

[Xanadu84]

More evidence that the people who make Twilight in all of its incarnations are just normal people, trying to make an entertaining, if trashy, storytelling experience, and it's the fans who are to blame for the crazy.

 

[Hiphophippo]

She should write a totally, 100% serious zombie love story. Things with zombies are funny almost by default.

 

[duchaked]

Okay, they've ruined vampires. On to space marines!

Oh, sweet sparkly Space Marine soft-porn. It's new, it's fresh, it's... sparkling. I like that idea!

OT: to quote an old sea dog:
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LOL nice one there, miss reading those comics

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

I have an idea. I know everyone here is going to say she should just stop writing, but maybe she could write a sequel to The Host instead. I thought that one had an interesting premise, even if there was still a bit too much romance. (Surprise, surprise. Stephanie Myers putting romance in there. What a shock)

 

[tehbeard]

Okay, they've ruined vampires. On to space marines!

Spoiler: Space marines, Stephenie Meyer's way

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[similar.squirrel]

Approximately a year after everyone else. Still, good for her.

 

[Ih8pkmn]

Oh sweet lord the Irony.

These guys will sum up my reaction:

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OT: Did I just hear a choir of Angels?

FINALLY! Meyer has stopped ruining vampires!..temporarily.

Granted, it will be harder to get women by rolling around in glitter, but still, thank god!

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

She doesn't want to be typecast as that author that created a massively popular series about bloodsuckers that can passionately kiss.

Too late Meyer. The fact that even you don't wish to be typecast as "that woman what wrote them 'vampire' books" is the final, sweet sweet irony. Now all the contributors to the series are trapped, unable to shake the bonds of having to appeal to the shrieking tween/teen demographic that they attracted the attention of.

Well, I'm happy.

 

[Cabisco]

I'm in agreement with the general populus that instead of celebrating we should start wondering what teen girls are going to all go crazy over next. Heres hoping it's something well written, perhaps even something we can enjoy. Though I don't think thats possible, those crazy fans always seem to taint everything they touch.