Twilight Author Bored With Vampires

[scnj]

That's odd considering she's never actually written about vampires.

Exactly what I came in here to say. Damn it.

 

[antipunt]

Oh what good fun!

What -else- will she ruin?

 

[quack35]

Wow. The replies to this thread are just ridiculous.

 

[Olorune]

It's funny, really. I thought by now, she'd be bored of sucking.

 

[Azhrarn-101]

If "Host" was decent as several in this thread claim, maybe she should write more of it's type instead?
Sure it won't make her a bajillion bucks like Twilight did, but those books may actually be worth reading.

 

[JakBandit2208]

I think she's getting confused. It's not vampires that are boring, it's her characters. She just wants to blame the theme rather than the fact she can't make a decent character to save her life.

You are correct sir

 

[Spiner909]

Time to go ruin werewolves and ninjas!

 

[tehbeard]

Time to go ruin werewolves and ninjas!

she already half screwed werewolves.

 

[teutonicman]

Ohh joy, now she'll go and ruin some other mythological monsters. Maybe she'll do a story on Frankenstein and make him a whiny emo *****.

 

[Blind Sight]

Uh-oh...I'm sensing some terrifying Chupacabra fan girls in the very near future...

"Maria stared at Jose with blind passion, carefully tracing the silky, perfect lines of his pale white body. Through her eyes, he was perfect, a blend of man and beast, nature and humanity, darkness and light. The moonlight illuminated his long, pointed fangs, which shone like a dozen diamonds stretched across his face. To others, he may have been the goatsucker, but to Maria, he was the one person who looked at her and saw her for what she really was."

SEE, Stephanie Meyer? It's not so hard, I can make this stuff up on the spot. And yes, I used perfect too many times, that woman needs a bloody thesaurus.

 

[swolf]

Okay, they've ruined vampires. On to space marines!

I swear to god, if she even thinks about touching Ninjas or zombies I will set her house on fire.

Twice.

Please don't give that person ideas, she's already ripped off True Blood. She might do the same to Halo, Dawn of the Dead, or Shinobi.

 

[Joshimodo]

What a coincidence; we're bored with Twilight.

NEXT.

Okay, they've ruined vampires. On to space marines!

She'll have to wait her turn. The modern FPS has been spoiling those for the past five years.

Five years? They've been milking space marines since Doom.

OT: My girlfriends making me read them and then go watch the new film. I'm halfway though the second one. It's like watching Bela Lugosi and Bram Stoker burn slowely whilst being kicked by a million teenage girls. All screaming that "vampire's should sparkle". When I read it I can actually feel my brain dying.

Then she's not worth it.

 

[The Great JT]

Good, maybe she'll screw up something I hate.

 

[BlueHighwind]

I say that what the Twilight series needs desperately is a beautiful young man who just so happens to be a Creature From the Black Lagoon.

Also, what's the point of Twilight anyway? I already have a perfectly fine interspecies tale of romance and adventure. Its called 'Inuyasha'.

 

[Nickisimo]

I've never understood the fascination with vampires and now as I walk through bookstores I'm practically vomiting in the aisles. Vampires, vampires, more vampires...vampire-related and then a Twilight section.

It's amazing how quickly everyone will try and cash in on whatever's popular. A few years ago it was comic book heroes. Now it's vampires. What's next, lobsters?

It'll be Bugbears. You just watch. Gonna be a whole Bugbear section at Barnes and Noble in 2 years.

 

[Iampringles]

The following image summarises my feelings on the matter.

 

[Atmos Duality]

Frankenstein's the name of the scientist, not the monster. The monster never had a name.

I know. I'm just bastardizing his name as a verb.