Twilight Author Bored With Vampires

Anarchemitis

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Quaxar said:
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Well said old chap.

Success sure is a mixed blessing.
 

masher

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Noo~ Hide Mythological Creatures of fantasy, HIDE! Quick! Tolkien, Gary Gygax, hide your stuff!
 

Enigma6667

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At first I was like, "Fuck yeah!"

And then I realized that she's probably gonna ruin something else that's cherished and rape it. One must hope that she doesn't do jack-shit to zombies. They've been changed enough already.
 

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CoverYourHead said:
The_root_of_all_evil said:
CoverYourHead said:
Alright, so, what mythological creatures can be ruined next? And how can she fit in another author-avatar/mary sue... Hmm...

I'm putting my money on mummies.
Holy crap, I actually hadn't seen that when I posted this.

Ironic.
That's not irony, it's a coincidence. >.>
 

CoverYourHead

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WhiteTigerShiro said:
CoverYourHead said:
The_root_of_all_evil said:
CoverYourHead said:
Alright, so, what mythological creatures can be ruined next? And how can she fit in another author-avatar/mary sue... Hmm...

I'm putting my money on mummies.
Holy crap, I actually hadn't seen that when I posted this.

Ironic.
That's not irony, it's a coincidence. >.>
Excellent point. The over-use of the word irony has started to make me use it incorrectly far too often.
 

VivaciousDeimos

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You know, I could understand, after having so much of your fame tied to one single thing (like someone upstream said about JK and wizards) becoming tired of that subject matter.

But *sigh* no. I do not accept this because a) sparklepires are not vampires, so boredom with vampires at this point is an impossibility 2) after the royal flounce that she performed after the first twelve chapters were leaked where she couldn't write anymore WOE because she was too sad, she damn well better finish. And c) I think the real problem here is that she isn't bored, she's just stuck because now she has to write the action sequences that Bella wasn't allowed to present herself wakeful to in the original novel.
 

Zackary Yakumo

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Aylaine said:
It took her 4 books, but she finally gets it? XD
yup. now shes going to ruin... everything else that can breathe and/or is part of mythology.

Edit: HIDE YOUR VIDEO GAMES!
 

ShadowsofHope

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Oh god, hide the genres of Horror, Fantasy and Science Fiction from this mad woman! Twilight was horrible enough. She has raped vampires (Ahem.. Sparkpires) and Werewolves (Ahem.. shape shifting natives) already. Save the rest!
 

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LordCuthberton said:
How can she bored with vampires? She hasn't actually written about vampires.
As moviebob said, she has written about "super hero teenagers who drink blood".
 

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afaceforradio said:
I read the 1st book because it was lent to me when I was sick one week, and literally if it weren't for the movies you wouldn't know what any of them look like. She is a terrible, terrible author.
That's how projection works - you make the characters physically nondescript and utterly vacuous so fangirls can impose their own perfect man/self onto the characters without those niggly adjectives getting in the way.
 

Lexodus

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Oh, god... what the fuck is she going to rape next?
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So what's next? Emo zombies? Sparkling ninjas?
Already been done.

Note the formulaic, shitty cover with a single "symbolic" item on it.
 

Swifteye

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This makes sense ya know. People get bored with writing the same material and want to branch out. I don't know what she will make to be quite honest if I knew her as a pesron I would tell her to research stuff. Sure I don't like the gal's stories but she's a writer just like me and I know what it's like to be in that hump. Who knows? Maybe the next book series she makes will be respectable? Like this one is that embarssing fanfiction you made on a whim and after that you actually really thought about your work and put real detail into future stuff far surpassing your first line of work.
 

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Hurr Durr Derp said:
So, in other words...

The moment she isn't writing from her Mary Sue self-insert's perspective anymore, she realizes her stories are boring?

Well, better late than never.
First it was the actor playing Edward that outright said he was an unlikeable fuck, now the very author that makes shitty books with no content for a living is strained to write something, ANYTHING, about the same character... Gee wilkers, are we on to something here?

Hey Steph, you know what bores US? Shitty authors. What a coincidence!