Twilight Author Bored With Vampires

[dancinginfernal]

A Wild Snip appeared!

I find myself debating whether or not that would be a good thing.

 

[addeB]

Alright, so, what mythological creatures can be ruined next? And how can she fit in another author-avatar/mary sue... Hmm...

I'm putting my money on mummies.

Hmm, siding with Gabe I see?...

Edit: Oh crap, some one else where before me...

 

[Gado911]

That's odd considering she's never actually written about vampires.

HA!

 

[PunkRex]

Oh God, I feel sorry for Stephenie Meyer, seriously though screw the fans, their the worst part of Twilight. More so then the awful story and characters. Actually their the second worst, after the cash in prick companies like the cinemas and book stores shuffing it in everyone elses face calling it the "story of our generation"...... GRAGGERAG!!!

 

[tobi the good boy]

thats good to hear, shes taken the first step to recovery now all she has to do to win back all our trust is kill her self ... do it ... please.

 

[OtherSideofSky]

Well, I suppose if they want more sparkly vampires they could always all go and watch Kamen Rider Kiva. It's not quite the same thing (stuff actually happens in it, like fighting and kicks that make rubber-suit monsters explode), but it's still pretty terrible and full of angst.

 

[Truly-A-Lie]

That's odd considering she's never actually written about vampires.

That is exactly what I was about to say. To the word.

 

[Heeman89]

Next up, 4chan!

Ninja'd, I was so looking for this comic when I saw this thread...

OT: I agree with many who posted that her characters are pretty weak...That's probably why she is sick of writing about them.

 

[Tomster595]

That's odd considering she's never actually written about vampires.

QFT haha. But honestly, by now, who isn't bored with vampires.

 

[Felgy76]

I just had to post this.

 

[Zahri]

I swear to god, if she even thinks about touching Ninjas or zombies I will set her house on fire.

Twice.

If she touchs zombies, her house is going to be the least of her worries.....

Too Soon?

You just know he'll be the main character. ^.^

 

[Archemetis]

Maybe she'll just write 'teenage romance' about actual fucking teenagers without needing to butcher a mythological creature with it?







... heh, as if.

Also, I think it'd help her inspiration some-what if she was writing about Actual fucking VAMPIRES.


In closing, a note to Stephanie Meyer:

Dear Ms. Meyer.

You better stay the fuck away from wizards, it's bad enough I can't stand Harry Potter, I don't need you fucking with them as well...

Sincerely (hoping you fall into a well),

A guy who writes a web-comic about himself and somehow manages to make it better than Twilight.

Spoiler: I make no excuses.

 

[Spiner909]

Time to go ruin werewolves and ninjas!

she already half screwed werewolves.

Well, that's my point. They're so ruined, they will become zombies. They she may as well ruin zombies too. Throw robots into the mix, and the recipe for disaster is complete!

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

She doesn't want to be typecast as that author that created a massively popular series about bloodsuckers that can passionately kiss.

TOO LATE!

Sorry, it had to be said unless someone already did say it.

OT: She should just lay off the writing then. I don't think anyone on this site would be crying their eyes out for a book written with the perspective of a 100 year old guy who sparkles in the sun and goes after 17 year old girls.

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiit.

She's tired of money?!

 

[GRoXERs]

I hear guys stitched together from the body parts of random corpses can be really attractive to teenage girls.

From the Wikipedia article on Igors from Pratchett's Discworld:

All Igors have stitches, but these appear to be more like clan markings than actual repairs. The male members of the Igor clan traditionally lisp (though sometimes some forget), are considered very good catches for any young lady (it is probably best not to wonder why), and their daughters tend to be very attractive ("Eyes on the same level, that sort of thing?" as Samuel Vimes once commented).

So... maybe?