Twilight Author Bored With Vampires

[Logic 0]

I'm puting my money on zombies is what she writes about.

 

[Doc Theta Sigma]

"Midnight Sun is written from the perspective of Twilight's 104-year-old teenage idol vampire Edward Cullen to give a better idea of his character."

A better idea of this incredibly shallow gary stu? Yeah... Right.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Excellent point. The over-use of the word irony has started to make me use it incorrectly far too often.

Isn't that ironic?

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Like Moviebob said, this series can be summerized as "Teen Vampire Abstinence porn". I think her own series is bored of her.

 

[Arawn.Chernobog]

I wish she'd give up on writing... and breathing.

 

[likalaruku]

Well she's already done werewolves & vampires, so it will be a love triangle between a worthless twit, a mummified egyptian or mayan king, & a zombie whom had retained his humanity.

 

[xXAsherahXx]

I hope she just stops the book and never releases it. The sooner the series is over with, the better.

 

[TsunamiWombat]

Alright, so, what mythological creatures can be ruined next? And how can she fit in another author-avatar/mary sue... Hmm...

I'm putting my money on mummies.

Holy crap, I actually hadn't seen that when I posted this.

Ironic.

No. Fairys are next. Like, scandinavian folklore trolls. Vitterfolk.

Think about it. They sparkle, they're immortal, they intermarry with humans...It's going to be fairies.

 

[Chaos-Spider]

Okay, they've ruined vampires. On to space marines!

Oh, sweet sparkly Space Marine soft-porn. It's new, it's fresh, it's... sparkling. I like that idea!

OT: to quote an old sea dog:
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/9/9e/HA_HA_HA,_OH_WOW.jpg/500px-HA_HA_HA,_OH_WOW.jpg

Should we be prepared for a slash pic between space marine soldiers, or will they somehow hook up with the sisters of battle? I'm not sure which of these would be more interesting if they were both competently written.

 

[swolf]

Please don't give that person ideas, she's already ripped off True Blood. She might do the same to Halo, Dawn of the Dead, or Shinobi.

BY THE GODS! This is not possible. The amalgamation of her.... ghastly... writing style and halo's 'plot' may make the very universe crumble around us. The sea's will dry, the lands will crack and skies turn black as ash.

This is the true reason for 2012. the mayans warned us..... we did not listen!

Yet, she will try to civilize it the way she did to True Blood (which is better, give it a chance and I believe you'll like it), Dracula (do I really need to explain how cool Dracula is? I mean, he's a classic monster), The Lost Boys (hmm, outlaws who don't even fear death. Also, no further explanation is necessary), and others (not to mention what she did to werewolves)...what else could she ruin? Hmm, what would piss off the most gamers? Maybe space fantasy (ripping off Mass Effect. "Did she just name a character Cmdr wolf?") or the Wild West (Red Dead Redemption "Did she just name a character James Marchton?")...or she could do something cruel and unusual by doing space cowboys ("What?! But there already is a James Marston! She can't make a guy named James Marstan?! And why is he SPARKLING?!?!?!")---I'm sure she'd explain the sparkling as due to an exposure to stardust...or something like that...

 

[Zackary Yakumo]

It took her 4 books, but she finally gets it? XD

yup. now shes going to ruin... everything else that can breathe and/or is part of mythology.

Edit: HIDE YOUR VIDEO GAMES!

I think she will join Michael Bay/Owe Boll or whatever that guys name is, and they will be the trio of bad.

Oh god i can see it now. TRansformers: the revenge of Edward Cullen.

 

[wickermole]

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[sb666]

I bet its space aliens next. A space alien tries to blend in as a high school student to study us and winds up falling in love with some girl, who's pretty but doesn't realize it. Together he discovers love and she discovers she was beautiful all along.

You all saw it here first folks. I'll expect royalties from Mayer if this becomes true.

Oh god that made me die a little inside.

 

[somedarnguy]

I am torn. Upon reading this news four thoughts flashed through my mind.
1. 'Thank Christ!'
2. 'Wait, when has she ever written about vampires?'
3. 'I'm kind of hungry, maybe I should make a sandwich.'
4. 'Bloody Hell! What monster is she going to turn into a wood-nymph now?'

 

[rekabdarb]

Oh no whatever will the Twi-hards do now?
Probably turn on each other.

in a wild hot orgy... shit i'd get in on that

Twilight: 40 year old women hitting on 17 year old guys is ok!

 

[The Stonker]

How come all the bad actors get to shine and "sparkle" in the light of glory?
Because I want to see some really good writers that don't take something old and make it new but something fresh something original and so I can stop reading Oscar Wilde and Co.


Even tho I do like Oscar Wilde.

P.s. I've read all the four books they are plain old dreadful remind me off the time I got my head stuck in an camels arse (true story).

 

[ayuri]

i wanted to say that
AND...

What a coincidence; we're bored with Twilight.

That's odd considering she's never actually written about vampires.

HIGH FIVE!!!!!!