Twilight Sequel Breaks Records

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Archangel357 said:
Simon Hadow said:
*Simon looks at the new generation of movie goers, sheds a single tear, walks to a cliff, and jumps off while simeltaneously blowing out his own brains with a baret .50 caliber sniper rifle...*
How the hell are you gonna shoot yourself with a weapon that's five bloody feet long?
You're obviously not thinking with portals.
 

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The Twilight 'phenonemon' is quite frankly the biggest load of utter drek it has EVER been my misfortune to stumble across. I know romance when I see it (oh shush) and this, my friends, is not romance.

The 'love' that blossoms suddenly between Squall and Rinoa was more romantic than Twilight, fer cryin' out loud...
 

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It happens. Whether or not the movie is any good remains far away from me cause I ain't watching it.

The first one was enough. Tried watching it, actually made it close to the end before i turned it off out of.....not liking it. Then of course I finally watched it all the way through because of a girl.
 

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God I hope Were-Wolves don't catch fire due to this like Vampires did...Please~!
 

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I am so out of this Twighlight loop that I don't enven realy know what all the hate is about but strangely, I hate it too and peoples obsession about it. Does that make me stupid being outside the loop or realy clever because I never entered it?
 

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Mr.Banaynay said:
CRUNKMUFFIN said:
This is exactly why im building a rocket ship in my backyard to escape this world...any one wanna ride up to mars with me? I have beef Jerky =D
I call shotgun! :D
BLITZ Motha fucka!

OT: A sad day everywhere, God will cry himself to sleep tonight.
 

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great...now people think this movie will be good because it grossed sooo much.....if they are idiots of course
 

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Tenmar said:
Damn I missed opening night? I could of picked up who knows how many women...assuming they are over 18...are Twilight fangirls over 18?
Haha, my friend dragged her fiance with us Thursday night and before we even got inside, he said something about 'picking up a ton of chicks'....It's a good thing he wasn't serious or he could have been serving some time by now. =P

*edit* As I side note, I didn't think New Moon was all that terrible. True, I enjoyed the books, but I hated the first movie. Although I hate most film adaptations of books - tends to ruin it for me somehow (I also didn't like any of the Harry Potter movies, or Fight Club).

The acting is still pretty terrible for the most part, though.
 

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New Moon, the sequel to the vampire teen romance movie Twilight, has had a record breaking opening.

 
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randommaster said:
Mr.Tea said:
*nunchuck*

Why do bad movies have to make so much money?
Because they're based off of a successful series, whether or not it is good, it appeals to its legions of fans.
For further confirmation, see:
The Star Wars prequels
Indiana Jones 4
Terminator 3&4
Pirates of the Caribbean 2&3
Transformers
The list goes on.
also:
http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/07/08/the-worst-reviewed-highest-grossing-movie-of-all-time/
EDIT: I should try capitalizing upon the next movie's release, pretend to like it to get some fangirls by my side, which can't be that bad, as long as I screen out the words "Twilight","Bella",and "Edward Cullen" from my ears, and replace them with, respectively, "District 9", "Alien Superweapons", and "Wikus".
 

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When Twlight Eclipse comes out in 2010, I'm walking down to the nearest big cinema dressed as Abraham Van Helsing with crosses, garlic, stakes and silver bullets, calling on the teenage fan-girls to repent their sins.

Also, I think a cross-over is in order