Scumpernickle said:
First they go and mess with vampires, making them "romantic" and lovable. Now they've gone and done it to werewolves. When will it end?
Are they going to make zombies lovable too? What about aliens, or ghosts? This is what iconic horror figures have gone to? If we went back in time and showed this to people that loved vampires and werewolves, they would slap us. Pardon my rage.
Well, Edward isn't a vampire, he's just a guy with a mangina. A very dull, boring, and one that isn't hot one at that. So, to justify his dullness, he claims he's a vampire. Which, we all know is bull shit, since he clearly isn't a vampire if he sparkles in the sun.
...Maybe he's sponsoring Mister Clean?
And Jacob Black well, he really wants to bite Bellas head off, but he doesn't want to be tested as a criminal so he intends on acting all romantic with her to say he didn't kill her after the massacre begins. What becomes of the actors! Actor of Bella will have no career because her acting in Twilight was atrocious, and everyone knows with a bit of intellect that her career will DIE by Twilight. Robert will have absolutely no career, and he'll realize he's not hot.
Meanwhile Taylor Lautner, though hates being in this movie knows he's fucked if he leaves it, there for he suffers the terrible fate of being in this shitty movie, but he unlike everyone else in this movie has a career.
Oh, and he bangs Taylor Swift.
Jokes aside. A lot of popular...trash usually becomes popular. Just look at Naruto, the American version, that was popular with basically every twelve year old because they're retarded. And of course, the fan girls, watched it only because they liked the idea of Naruto and Sasuke getting it on. Twilight, it has the both of the two, GIRLS, and ones that are usually not past fourteen. It's stupid, and it has hot guys, a winning combination for a popular movie, whether it's good or not.
Seriously though, why are girls so turned on by a vampire romance? The ideas behind this movie are fair, but the execution was absolutely horrible. And why do girls even find Vampires hot? They are cold as hell!
'Edward is sooo hawt!'
No he isn't, and trust me, you don't want him to be on top of you. Just take ONE second to guess why. As the song goes 'Your as cold as ice!' and I'm going to end my annoying rant with saying -
I know they killed my werewolves, one of my most favourite fictional beings, after decades of being invented, reformed, perfected, they are going to be raped by this horrible series. The only thing that can be condoned on this abomination is the fact that despite how shitty it is, it's helping Taylor Lautners career. (If that makes any sense.)
Kiju said:
The only thing I might watch this for would be the werewolf scenes...the preview that showed one was pretty awesome, I'll admit.
And those would probably take up about five seconds of film total, I'm betting. (Yes, I'm such a furry...shaddup.)
Vampires? Pussies in goth clothes...
Werewolves? ...hell yes.
Agreed, those aren't vampires.
Agreed, were wolves are awesome.
