Two Pokemon Questions!

[knight steel]

I'll give you a better Pokemon question to blow your mind.

With the inclusion of Arceus, the God Pokemon, we now know that God is a Pokemon. Aren't we supposed to be created in God's image? In that case, if God is a Pokemon, then Pokemon were created in God's image.

So then, what are we?

He's just the God of the Pokemon, like there's a God of Israel, Muslims, and Christians.

But those are all the same...

Maybe the devil created humans in his image so that we would enslave all the nice sweet Pokemon. Think about it Arceus created Pokemon who then roamed around happily then the devil created human as a counter measure.

So then my cat is God's son?

Were talking about Pokemon not real animals.........but even so yes your cat is gods son come down from heaven to deliver you from your sin NOW GO and make a religion surrounding sir fuzzy boots and worship him.

 

[delet]

I'll give you a better Pokemon question to blow your mind.

With the inclusion of Arceus, the God Pokemon, we now know that God is a Pokemon. Aren't we supposed to be created in God's image? In that case, if God is a Pokemon, then Pokemon were created in God's image.

So then, what are we?

He's just the God of the Pokemon, like there's a God of Israel, Muslims, and Christians.

But those are all the same...

Maybe the devil created humans in his image so that we would enslave all the nice sweet Pokemon. Think about it Arceus created Pokemon who then roamed around happily then the devil created human as a counter measure.

So then my cat is God's son?

Were talking about Pokemon not real animals.........but even so yes your cat is gods son come down from heaven to deliver you from your sin NOW GO and make a religion surrounding sir fuzzy boots and worship him.

Makes about as much sense as anything else. All hail 'Cat!'

 

[Juven Ignus]

I'll give you a better Pokemon question to blow your mind.

With the inclusion of Arceus, the God Pokemon, we now know that God is a Pokemon. Aren't we supposed to be created in God's image? In that case, if God is a Pokemon, then Pokemon were created in God's image.

So then, what are we?

Maybe he is just the God of Pokemon themselves and we have our own Human God. And the Human God owns the Pokemon God with his almighty God Pokeball. Eh?

 

[delet]

I'll give you a better Pokemon question to blow your mind.

With the inclusion of Arceus, the God Pokemon, we now know that God is a Pokemon. Aren't we supposed to be created in God's image? In that case, if God is a Pokemon, then Pokemon were created in God's image.

So then, what are we?

Maybe he is just the God of Pokemon themselves and we have our own Human God. And the Human God owns the Pokemon God with his almighty God Pokeball. Eh?

But that contradicts the whole 'There's only one God' thing, don't it.

 

[Juven Ignus]

I'll give you a better Pokemon question to blow your mind.

With the inclusion of Arceus, the God Pokemon, we now know that God is a Pokemon. Aren't we supposed to be created in God's image? In that case, if God is a Pokemon, then Pokemon were created in God's image.

So then, what are we?

Maybe he is just the God of Pokemon themselves and we have our own Human God. And the Human God owns the Pokemon God with his almighty God Pokeball. Eh?

But that contradicts the whole 'There's only one God' thing, don't it.

Assuming that the Pokemon universe only has one God. For all we know, they can have several if you want to count some of the legendaries.

 

[Marik2]

OK, a simple question,

If a Pokemon can evolve in a matter of days, why haven't the humans evolved?

Oh but they have.

 

[NotAProdigy]

But that contradicts the whole 'There's only one God' thing, don't it.

Who decided that there was only one God? Actually, while on the topic, who ever said that God had a physical form, emotions, was benevolent, and was a man?

Can God not be apathetic, boundless, or there be multiple Gods? I mean... this IS the poke'mon universe we are talking about right? Not the abrahamic religions.

 

[delet]

But that contradicts the whole 'There's only one God' thing, don't it.

Who decided that there was only one God? Actually, while on the topic, who ever said that God had a physical form, emotions, was benevolent, and was a man?

Can God not be apathetic, boundless, or there be multiple Gods? I mean... this IS the poke'mon universe we are talking about right? Not the abrahamic religions.

Pick one. [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Arceus_(Pok%C3%A9mon)#Pok.C3.A9dex_entries] Arcues is obviously the creator of the universe, or at least the world, thus Luther God. And I was being clever, mixing real life religion with the Pokemon universe. It's all just one big joke.

 

[Eric_Autopsy]

HEY GUYS

if every pokémon evolved from Mew, how can we say that legendaries don't have any (de-)evolutions?

 

[Akalistos]

OK, a simple question,

If a Pokemon can evolve in a matter of days, why haven't the humans evolved?
I WANT MY HOMO NOVUS!
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the first season, the group is eating icecream, but there is no cow pokemon discovered yet, so HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET THAT ICECREAM!?!?!

1: They all watched the movie DOOM with The Rock and they are all scared sh*tless. They won't attempt it of fear that they'll be the sequel to that movie.

2: When a man love a women, he create a cream like substance that can be use to make dairy product.

Now, grow up.

 

[Akalistos]

HEY GUYS

if every pokémon evolved from Mew, how can we say that legendaries don't have any (de-)evolutions?

A what? What are you talking about?

 

[Wintermoot]

OK, a simple question,

If a Pokemon can evolve in a matter of days, why haven't the humans evolved?
I WANT MY HOMO NOVUS!
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the first season, the group is eating icecream, but there is no cow pokemon discovered yet, so HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET THAT ICECREAM!?!?!

1st IDK
2nd miltank is a cow!

 

[Goldeneye1989]

ITT: under the impression that milk only comes from cows.

I will not drink the milk of a charmander!

Well, you can milk a snake.... Ekans!!!!

I'd rather get my ass kick by GARRY MOTHEERF%^$^ING OCKS!

im sorry all i could hear is
WING WINGE WINGE I KILLLED HIS RATICATE!

WHY DID YOIU KILL HIS BEST FRIEND WHY DO YOU HATE FREEDOM

 

[Vet2501]

How about they just used milk from regular cows. I'm sure normal animals exist in the pokemon world too.

 

[Arkzism]

i smell a troll... pokeman are in a magic land where even a small rodent can kill you to death... but evolution doesnt work that way...

 

[tomtom94]

I direct you to the film "Evolution" starring David Duchovny.

Not only is it funny but it should also answer some questions.

 

[zombiejoe]

i smell a troll... pokeman are in a magic land where even a small rodent can kill you to death... but evolution doesnt work that way...

YOU CAN SMELL THROUGH THE INTERNET?!?!!?!?!

 

[Sephychu]

So then, what are we?

Chopped Liver, I believe, is the technical term.

Where the hell is that Homo Novus image from? What am I missing here?

 

[Marter]

I'll give you a better Pokemon question to blow your mind.

With the inclusion of Arceus, the God Pokemon, we now know that God is a Pokemon. Aren't we supposed to be created in God's image? In that case, if God is a Pokemon, then Pokemon were created in God's image.

So then, what are we?

Pokemon doesn't follow religion even close to what the Bible would state. That's bringing in our religions, something that aren't ever actually mentioned in the Pokemon universe. Also, I do not believe Arceus is a true "God" Pokemon, as it can be beaten in battle. Gods should not be able to lose.

OT:

1) Humans are of a different species, and do not follow Pokemon genetics.
2) Miltank were discovered, but are not indigenous to the Kanto region. They ship the milk over.

 

[moose_man]

Well chances are that cow pokemone did exist, they simply weren't native to that region. In truth though there WAS a cow pokemon, Tauros. Ok so it was more of a bull than anything but there are female ones.

no there are not. it is all male.