Tyra Banks Fancies Herself the Next J.R.R. Tolkien
- Thread starter Tom Goldman
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*wheeze* *hurrrk*
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I haven't even heard of Tyra Banks! Dethrone Tolkien you say? First you must battle through hordes of orcs and face the nine Nazg(h)ul before even touching him. But really though, that's way too overambitious for a supermodel to write a book, much less one greater than one of the best books/series of the last century. That's like if Paris Hilton(or any other weird actress/model) wanted to direct a movie and said it would be better than the Godfather.
I'm gonna go crazy in 3.... 2.... 1.....
350125, GO!
They keep calling, me!
They keep calling, me!
Calling, me!
Calling me!
/epileptic seizure
But really, a Tyra Banks book.
H.P. Lovecraft dreamed about something like this, and created the Necromicon. To kill people to prevent this.
350125, GO!
They keep calling, me!
They keep calling, me!
Calling, me!
Calling me!
/epileptic seizure
But really, a Tyra Banks book.
H.P. Lovecraft dreamed about something like this, and created the Necromicon. To kill people to prevent this.
It shows the degeneration of our society, something the escapist takes into account quite often.Bigeyez said:
!! Someone kill me now...
I'm guessing she'll drop the whole thing when she realizes you need a lot more then a pen to write a book.
Or, as said before, she will pay someone to right the book for her and then slap her name on it.
Or, she will write the book, make tons of money off of it, write two terrible sequels and be as successful as Tolkien (all thanks to the people who love Twilight).
If outcome 3 really does happen, my brain will explode.
Or, as said before, she will pay someone to right the book for her and then slap her name on it.
Or, she will write the book, make tons of money off of it, write two terrible sequels and be as successful as Tolkien (all thanks to the people who love Twilight).
If outcome 3 really does happen, my brain will explode.
