Tyra Banks Fancies Herself the Next J.R.R. Tolkien

[GamingAwesome1]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*gasp* *choke*

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*wheeze* *hurrrk*

*thud*
...

My reaction. Does this even need justification?

 

[katsumoto03]

We need to figure out who summoned her to this plane and undo the blood sacrifices that allowed this devil to take physical form and banish her back to the hellish plane that is her (its?) homeworld.
Who is with me?

Yes.


OT: Dear god! I really hate her and the fact that she thinks she can write makes my feel sad. I might go and kill myself... brb.

 

[Shycte]

What could possibly go wrong?​

MY EYES!

again, it BAFFLEZ ZE MIND.

I think it's kinda hot, in a werid way.

But no, she should stick to being hot and let other people handle the writting.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

What could possibly go wrong?​

MY EYES!

again, it BAFFLEZ ZE MIND.

I think it's kinda hot, in a werid way.

But no, she should stick to being hot and let other people handle the writting.

Your poor, twisted soul

 

[Shycte]

What could possibly go wrong?​

MY EYES!

again, it BAFFLEZ ZE MIND.

I think it's kinda hot, in a werid way.

But no, she should stick to being hot and let other people handle the writting.

Your poor, twisted soul

I couldn't have let Cthulhu eat it.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

So it's been over a year and I've heard nothing more about this...does that mean it's safe to assume this project is over? Please?

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

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My reaction to this.
Anyone who says they are the next *insert awesome author here* has their head so far up their ass...
I am annoyed now.

EDIT: insert sturgeon face here