U.K. Scientists Warn of "Planet of the Apes Scenario"

The Random One

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I dunno. In Schlock Mercenary both apes and elephants have become sentient (through SCIENCE!) and it's a pretty fun world. When you're not getting shot at. Which means it's kind of like modern day world.
 
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61 posts and no Troy McClure? Escapists, I am disappoint.

Hi, I'm Troy McClure, and you may remember me from shows such as Planet of the Apes - The Musical

 

randomsix

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Based on this reasoning we should already be at war with the pandas seen as we are but putty in their paws.
 

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*facepalm*

...I really don't know how to make the obvious objection here to this statement. Partially humanized apes are just that, PARTIALLY humanized. There is no way for them to radically attain a level of knowledge which would allow for a takeover. Honestly, that's not what we should be concerned about. The moral implications of apes becoming more human are much much greater than the safety implications.
 

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the more they experiment the better.
Ever since man stopped evolving when they started using tools, man can now only evolve by it's own means: genetic modification. And building a better man/woman usually begins with animal testing, so be it.
 

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Argg, why do they never say that the real answer to all of these problems is to grow human organs - indeed, entire human systems - for testing purposes? The day that becomes economically viable is the day animal experimentation becomes obsolete.
 

Rednog

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Yea I see a kickback from a movie studio here somewhere, seriously what an absurd premise. Make any animal as smart as you want, they unfortunately are still bone and flesh, though I would be afraid of super smart sharks since they are capable of killing Samuel L. Jackson in one fell swoop...
 

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Sigh, this is what we stopped our space exploration for? This is why there are no more shuttle missions? Suddenly I am agreeing more and more with movie bob. We need a colony on Mars so that if we f'ed up the Earth humanity can continue.
 

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If it were possible to make mentally disabled people fully healthy, wouldn't we want to do that? So why not think of animals like apes and dolphins the same way? We share so much DNA, these animals are practically retarded humans. Why not help them?
 

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They haev about 100 semi retarded half humans/monkeys. We have Mother Effing carriers. Problem solved?
 

MortisLegio

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Barrett .50 cal with armor peircing bullets versus gorilla

I think the barrett wins. Im not worried.
 

Jegsimmons

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please...i made my own centaur army, we can take those damn dirty apes on any day.
because they have assault rifles and armor, they're walking APCs.
 

ShindoL Shill

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Science: 'we stopped giving a fuck after the nuke.'
robert022614 said:
Furries would have waaay too much fun with this.
i did a thread about 'WTF if anthros were possible?' even the furries were anti-this. people were ok with it going the other way though (consenting humans as the base).

also, why does PLANET OF THE FUCKING APES have an Origin film now? its fucking gorillas. dont need no fuckin explanation. like magic. therefore gorillas=magic (probably how they really took over...)
 

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Wait just a darn second. They're warning of a rise of apes and monkeys. Yet they still don't have a zombie plan. Waste of money until the important issues are solved.
 

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I've long advocated for a pre-emptive strike against all non-human primates. At the very least we shouldn't enhance their intellect until we're able to give ourselves genetically engineered and/or cybernetic super-bodies...
 

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Deshin said:
I for one welcome our demi-humanoid brethren. All Terran life forms will be needed to rally together against the alien invaders so any hand, paw or hoof that can hold a gun will be needed!
Look I'm all for some planet of the apes. You want catgirls? I got your back. I draw the line at actual Bronies. Especially if they are not required at age 16 (or before) to acquire their cutie mark. Now I have to go write some fanfic about how Pinky Pie and Deadpool stopped an alien invasion. Thank you.

Abandon4093 said:
Sped up evolution on the other hand, maybe possible. Advancing animals down their own lineage by providing adequate environments, scenarios and catalysts... maybe.
Except that's not REALLY how it works and even if it did you wouldn't know what drawbacks came with it. We HAVE in fact advanced animals down their own lineages already by providing those things. It's called dog breeding, we've got ones with spots, big one, ones you can fit in your purse. The problem is that most of them are pretty specialized and only good for whatever scenario we were aiming at.
 

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As a degree level biology student I hate the presentation of science in the media, the newspapers have no idea what they are talking about most of the time and just latch onto buzz words or ideas which are going to create the most panic(ie sell the most papers). Only very occasionally do you get a scientific story published in the way the scientist would actually like to be portrayed.
 

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Oh man, it's a good thing I have never stated that scientists can be sell-outs to popular opinion, money, and fame.

If I said something like that, then this article would evidently be proof of that sort of mentality existing in the modern scientific community, and could be taken as an implication that scientists do not always report realistically but rather, what makes them popular, rich, or famous.

Why, that could mean that scientists sometimes let their results and conclusions be "altered" to fit with popular opinion rather than the truth.

Good thing I've never said that.

wait. . .