Ubisoft Making "Sexy" Mini-Game Collection for Wii, PS3

[BabyRaptor]

Is that Jimmy Neutron in a pair of underwear?

Edit: "Innovative use" of a Wii controller? I KNOW I'm not the only dirty-minded person here that immediately had brain bleach worthy thoughts from that...

 

[JediMB]

Is that Jimmy Neutron in a pair of underwear?

It's Larry Lovage from the more recent Leisure Suit Larry games, silly.

EDIT: Wait, maybe it's not a good thing I know this...

 

[Spark Ignition]

The most frightening part of the listings say that We Dare features "innovative use" of the Wii Remote and PS Move controllers. I don't want to think about where Ubisoft wants me to put a Wii Remote with the intention of "spicing up" a party.

well the Move controller already looks like a sex toy...

 

[Spark Ignition]

Wii Thrust Coming Soon!

...

Hmm... no? How about Wii Waggle? Wii Spank?

The possibilites are endless!

Wii[sup]tm[/sup] On Me?


EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW I am so sorry...

 

[Woodsey]

I thought the Yves Guillemot said they were going to stop this shit?

 

[Something Amyss]

Seriously?....and for the Wii?

*facepalm*

I don't know about you, but my Wii could use the attention. <.<

 

[D Moness]

I bet $50 that the Wii version won't have the mature setting.

I will raise that $100 that nintendo will not allow the game to be released on their console.

 

[Impluse_101]

One of the many reasons why people look at gaming as immature little worlds that people can escape too....quite tasteless, Even with the age group that its "directed" too...still very tasteless. :|

Unlike all those games where you can gorily kill tonnes of people by shooting them in the head or decapitating them. Those are totally tasteful, violence being much preferred to sexuality.

Such is the very weird argument over all kinds of bad topics. : |.

Frankly I really don't get it myself.

 

[Rensenhito]

Amagad. Wat.
This... is why I fear for the industry.

 

[Paularius]

Wii Thrust [sup]tm[/sup] Coming Soon!

...

Hmm... no? How about Wii Waggle? Wii Spank?

The possibilites are endless!

The Wii Dildo? Hmm probably not.

 

[CatmanStu]

I can't wait to see Nintendo release a pair of pants that you can attach the WiiMote to.

"You too can experience the thrill of pretending to be a woman pretending to be man."

Nintend-On, not coming any time soon.

 

[Theesacpee90]

Wow this is just crazy! I just got the Move for xmas...lol Does anyone else have the move yet?

 

[F-I-D-O]

Yeah, this is going to go over really well with the over-reacting people of the world
*predicts headline
A [sub][sub][sub](possibly)[/sub][/sub][/sub] erotic game has been released for the family's console of choice. This means all video games are bad!
Really? On the Wii? Ubisoft either doesn't like money, or they got to much from Brotherhood.
This won't end well. Would be funny if they released it next to Mass Effect 3, so everyone ignored the sexy/erotic game in favor of the WAS THAT A THIGH I SAW? EGAD! game.

 

[WolfEdge]

The Wiiner?

I'm sorry...

 

[daftalchemist]

If it's PG, then why even bother? I honestly think playing a bunch of mini games that are "sexy" while at a party would be more than just a little uncomfortable and creepy. Moreover, if I wanted to play some "sexy" mini games, I'd just go to Newgrounds.

 

[D Moness]

If it's PG, then why even bother? I honestly think playing a bunch of mini games that are "sexy" while at a party would be more than just a little uncomfortable and creepy.

Yeah like the shake the can minigame in mario party doesn't "look/feel" like very fast masturbation anyway.
Every time that game comes up me and the friends that play it can hardly stop laughing during it(ruining the chance to win the minigame btw).