Ubisoft Unveils a Sexy Wii Minigame Compilation for Adults
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From the shit I've seen so far... Ehhh...
I'm just not impressed.
They would have to add in a circus seal, one ballerina, and a clown wearing a jet-pack flying indoors while "More than a Feeling" by Boston plays in the background for me to respond with a massive reaction.
... That is, if they ever had the intention to SHOCK... Seems probable though.
I'm just not impressed.
They would have to add in a circus seal, one ballerina, and a clown wearing a jet-pack flying indoors while "More than a Feeling" by Boston plays in the background for me to respond with a massive reaction.
... That is, if they ever had the intention to SHOCK... Seems probable though.
Sweet jesus.
Who'd actually buy that thing? Seriously!
I can't think of a single reason people would buy it. If attractive single people come around to someone's house with the intention of playing dirty, they're not going to play an incredibly cringeworthy wii game, they're just going to have attractive sex.
Who'd actually buy that thing? Seriously!
I can't think of a single reason people would buy it. If attractive single people come around to someone's house with the intention of playing dirty, they're not going to play an incredibly cringeworthy wii game, they're just going to have attractive sex.
Two things:
1) Did the fake laughter make anyone else do an eye twitch?
2) Assuming that such a group of friends were that close, why do they even NEED a "mini-game" to justify their...fun?
1) Did the fake laughter make anyone else do an eye twitch?
2) Assuming that such a group of friends were that close, why do they even NEED a "mini-game" to justify their...fun?
I'm sure I missed the part where there was any motivation to buy such a game.
Wouldn't it be a lot easier just to skip the game altogether and just do this stuff anyway?
Besides which, nothing about a Wii's control scheme suggests anything they were doing was actually remotely necessary to play the games. Honestly, there's a lot of non-adult targeted games that're more sexually suggestive in their control schemes than this.
There's just no connection between the elements outside really bad marketing, unless they're trying to cater to individuals so incredibly socially awkward that they need a video game to feel justified in pursuing such actions.
Wouldn't it be a lot easier just to skip the game altogether and just do this stuff anyway?
Besides which, nothing about a Wii's control scheme suggests anything they were doing was actually remotely necessary to play the games. Honestly, there's a lot of non-adult targeted games that're more sexually suggestive in their control schemes than this.
There's just no connection between the elements outside really bad marketing, unless they're trying to cater to individuals so incredibly socially awkward that they need a video game to feel justified in pursuing such actions.
I....I'm not really sure what that was.
Also, anyone else think that the actors were all pretty weirded out by it themselves?
Also, anyone else think that the actors were all pretty weirded out by it themselves?
This is a thing?
So, they didn't show all "minigames" in that commercial, I'm assuming one utilizes a thrusting motion.
Just an educated guess.
OK.John Funk said:
So, they didn't show all "minigames" in that commercial, I'm assuming one utilizes a thrusting motion.
Just an educated guess.
So wait... the game is supposed to be sexy but it still manages to get a rating of +12?
That has the same worth as watching kids shows as porno.
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And before anybody asks, no I haven't tried it.
That has the same worth as watching kids shows as porno.
...
And before anybody asks, no I haven't tried it.
I just watched this back to back with the Dead Island trailer. I went from emotional tear jerker to what the hell in under a minute, I think I've got emotional whiplash.
Seriously, who thought this was a good idea? Not only does the industry look immature for actually having a game like this, but I don't see how it's even remotely entertaining.
That said, I guess it's a sign games have matured if we've got terrible adult games as well as art now...
Seriously, who thought this was a good idea? Not only does the industry look immature for actually having a game like this, but I don't see how it's even remotely entertaining.
That said, I guess it's a sign games have matured if we've got terrible adult games as well as art now...
This made me laugh alllll the way through. It makes me think of those naughty "adult" board games I see around sometimes. I doubt this'll take off, but I give them credit for trying at least.
Make the guys kiss! The girls had to do it! (you know this is how an actual party would go, if it were anything like this ad)
Also, I just noticed a weird trend in this thread. Everyone's going on about "maturity" in the industry because of Extra Credits. I wonder how many of those people would have Bulletstorm or Duke Nukem on the mind any other time.
Make the guys kiss! The girls had to do it! (you know this is how an actual party would go, if it were anything like this ad)
Also, I just noticed a weird trend in this thread. Everyone's going on about "maturity" in the industry because of Extra Credits. I wonder how many of those people would have Bulletstorm or Duke Nukem on the mind any other time.
WHY DO ALL ADVERTS HAVE SUCH ATTROCIOUS ACTORS?!!?!?!?! THEY SOUND LIKE FREAKING SIMS!!!!!!!! MY LEFT BUTT-CHEEK CAN ACT BETTER THAN THAT!!!!!!!!!
