My previous, morbid post aside... just imagine if they manage to enamel that and preserve it... some day it could be like a sacred artifact... people looking on it with more awe than the Crown Jewels as they dream of past societies where people were so wealthy they could make headwear out of bacon....HalfTangible said:
Also, I wonder if perhaps this is what the Mayans predicted... when the reality finally sinks in on 12/21/12 the resulting Bacon riots will destroy the world. The final moments coming when Baconphilles within the military command structure take control of a huge stockpile of missles and cut loose... not wanting to envision a world without bacon, and saving us all from ourselves.
Or perhaps people en-masse deciding "Long Pig" sounds like something that could be as good as bacon, as the planet immediatly falls into a cannibalistic rampage of destruction, the final human survivor devouring himself pathetically right as the final seconds of 12/21/12 tick off....
Okay, I'm running out of silly ideas.
