Unexpectedly Hot Game Characters

[cobra_ky]

Everyone is gay for Bridget.

i'm not. i bought GGXX after hearing people rave about it on message boards, and i always read the manual first.

Spoiler: but this guy from Magna Carta finally dropped a Bridget on me:

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come on dude, why would a man show leg like that?

 

[Boffc47]

luka from lost planet

 

[cainx10a]

Somehow amazed no one mentioned Zoey from L4D

 

[The Madman]

Aerie is no match for Viconia.

No match at all.

This sums up my feelings on Viconia quite well:

Viconia: Jan. While I would be tempted to let the situation play itself out, perhaps it is best if I warn you now.

Jan: Yeeessss, my dusky little margarita? What warning would that be?

Viconia: You have a venomous spider on your neck. A lovely creature, known to cause an agonizing, blood-curdling death within moments of injecting its nerve poison.

Jan: You know, this reminds me of the time Uncle Scratchy laid me flat with the handle of a horseman's flail. 'Look behind you!', he says. 'Why? What's behind me?', I say. 'A Tiberian Dung Beetle!', he cries, looking frantic. So of course I scream in terror and look behind me... and lost a bag of the most scrumptuous turnips ever to come out of Scornubel. Ma Jansen was furious and the lump was more painful than six weeks with the Calimshite Itch.

Viconia: Oh, look. There it goes down the back of your shirt.

Jan: And then there was that time I took a drow at his word. "Bifflechips,' says I, 'you had better be telling the truth.' And, of course, he swore up and down that he was. Needless to say, not four weeks later I was stewing in the lower intestines of a giant cave wyrm without even so much as a torch or a sense of irony. I would have been a goner if gnomes weren't well known for causing severe bouts of intestinal gas.

Viconia: I wouldn't squirm about so much, you foolish jaluk. You're likely to anger it, and I have no spells that can counteract its particular poison.

Jan: Now, if I had a copper for every time --- eh, wait a second. I feel something... who's behind me? What *is* that back there?

Viconia: Did I not try to tell you? No doubt it is sinking its fangs into your gamey flesh as we speak.

Jan: What? But I -- ouch! AHHHH! AHHHH, NOOOO! I'M TOO YOUNG A GNOME TO DIE!! AHHHHH!! HELP ME, SOMEONE! AN ANTIDOTE, AN ANTIDOTE!! PAIN GIVES ME GAS! AHHHH!! I DON"T WANT TO -- eh? Wait a minute, that's a fly. A dead fly. You mean I ripped off my own shirt for nothing?

Viconia: Ha ha! Sometimes life has its little rewards. Even for the drow.

Jan: You're a cruel, cruel woman, Viconia. Garl help me, but I am so turned on right now.

Viconia: Alright, now I'm leaving.

 

[cobra_ky]

i forgot to be on topic. for some reason when i started playing FFV I found Reina unusually attractive for a sprite:



[spoiler=and that was before i knew she turned into this][img src=http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasy5/Bosses/Melusine.gif][/spoiler]

i chalk that one up to good instincts.

 

[zohmbee]

-sighs- ...I found Gob from Fallout 3 kinda hot. I had such a crush on him when I first started playing.

 

[The Hairminator]

most (not all) of the girls mentioned here are actually supposed to be attractive.
Exceptions are maybe Faith from Mirrors Edge and the companion cube.

 

[Sev72]

Bastila Shan from KOTOR
Mission Vao from KOTOR

I believe we have a winner!

 

[sethwood]

i always have a place in my heart for Bastila from kotor...

Ahh, a man after my own heart. I always thought hot women with power are sexy.

 

[TangyTooTall101]

i forget her name but she was in mortal kombat, the one with the white hair that could wrap you up and throw you across the screen.

something strangely attractive about a chick who could kill you (with her hair none the less). and no pupils? OM NOM

still forget her name >.<

 

[jak1165]

Visas Marr

 

[The Madman]

Bastila Shan from KOTOR
Mission Vao from KOTOR

I believe we have a winner!

Mission is like 14 or something, so no! NO! NO!

Step away from the kiddies.

 

[cobra_ky]

i forget her name but she was in mortal kombat, the one with the white hair that could wrap you up and throw you across the screen.

something strangely attractive about a chick who could kill you (with her hair none the less). and no pupils? OM NOM

still forget her name >.<

oh please, everyone knows that Millia Rage is the most attractive fighting game character who murders people with her hair.

 

[S29 Afterlife]

woow.
i feel sad..
BlackRose from the original .Hack games.
oh, and my WoW Blood elf Hunter.
she's frikkin..
*drool.*

 

[justhereforthemoney]

Somehow amazed no one mentioned Zoey from L4D

I was thinking that myself.

 

[MrMisfit]

I've always dug Baiken from the Guilty Gear series. Even with a missing arm and huge facial scar she is damn hot in my book.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Ashlin from Jak 2 and 3.

 

[Trivun]

April Ryan from The Longest Journey, who is actually pretty good looking, and Lucy Stillman of Assassin's Creed. Hey, she was voiced by and based on Kristen Bell. That straight away makes her instawin in my book.

Also, slightly bizzarely, I have a morbid and weird attraction to Alice of American McGee's Alice, and he nrses from the Silent Hill games. What does all that say about me, I wonder...

 

[kjrubberducky]

alyx from hl2

Oh come off it, she was designed as the 'artistic male gamer's wet dream' (let's not kid ourselves).

Anyway, I would have to say Tali from Mass Effect.

Even though you weren't intended to have intimate relations with her (seeing as she isn't avalible as a 'romance partner') myself and many other people found her more likable and pleasent to be around than most of the other NPC's (of course I'm applying this to the female characters only, Garrus and Wrex are undeniably great).

Yeah, I have to go with Tali too. I was actually a little disappointed that there wasn't a romantic subplot for her. I thought Ashley was a little butch for my taste and wasn't attractive to me at all; and Liara just got on my nerves with her, "Oh, I'm tired, I must go to sick bay," and "Oh, I'm so embarrassed to find you attractive." Puh-leeze. Tali was the most interesting NPC to talk to, by far.

 

[The Austin]

Kendra and Lexine from Dead Space; although, I wish I could see both be horribly mutilated by necromorphs instead of kendra being just splattered on the floor

Yea, because spoilers are for loosers right? I mean, why would I want to NOT know the twist to a game I just bought?