Spider-Bears, Ogres, and DOUBLE FLARE??? It was like a compelations of some of your greatest works ever.
And the look on Mike's face after Rob said he would ejaculate on the eggs? I ACTUALLY spit orange juice everywhere I was laughing so herd! Now I have to change, clean up this mess, and somehow get that mental image out of my head and it's all your fault.
Rob, I want to have your spider-babies!!!
Excellent job! Thank you for mmaking me fall in love with Unforgotten Realms all over again!