Long time fan, first time poster.
First off, awesome job Rob. Still making fun of the fans who want some sense in a story where everything is made up, what's the logic? (sad thing is, I'm one of those fans on occasion...)
Other then that...
"...majored in Political Science and Mass Murder..."
NO! that's sooooo evil. Political Science is THE most evil class, I hate it so much.
"...you're still writing the backstory for your character, aren't you?"
funny, doesn't sound like anyone I know... (frantically creates backstory during game)
EDIT: "How badly are you bleeding Timmy?"
lol..