University Videogame Will Teach Girls to Say "No" to Sex

awsome117

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This may be possibly be the greatest game of all time, simply by the "it's so bad it's good" category.
 

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Oh I compleatly think this will work.
[sub][sub]This is compleat Bull Shit![/sub][/sub]
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After thought, what happened to talking to kids about it, I mean my parents did that for me.
So why spend a bunch of money on something thats not gonna do anything? Because they can.
 

Yingyangathena

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*facepalm* what in the world are they doing?!

Maybe they can follow it up with an expansion for boys:
'In real life situations, what are you NOT going to do?'
 

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http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/dpp/news/national/Florida-University-Develops-Teen-Abstinence-Game for the original, hilarious story and "risqué" Fox News video.


Also, does anyone else wonder why they don't just use Natal? I mean.. its a ton cheaper than a bloody IR setup with gimp suit and balls.


Also, the professor developing the "game" seems creepy herself.


Also, hilarious reporter to video game technical translation failure, watch video for more.


This is suck.
 

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Maybe things have changed since I was a pre-teen, but I could have sworn that playing video games guaranteed no sex? Or is that only for boys?
 

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has anyone ever read that children's book, "don't let the pigeon drive the bus?" this makes about as much sense as that.
 

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HA i dont envy you guys having to go through college or in high school right now

the baby boomer generation (and a few others) had the fun of the sex drugs and rock n roll now they dont want anyone else to have it....
 

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Gaming can't replicate peer pressure, not even close, this sounds ridiculous to me, however it would be fun to play just to fuck around (no pun intended), and see how bad you can do in the game.
 

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Peer pressure, it's bad when it comes to drugs and sex, but just 'being sociable' when it comes to every thing else. If not entirely good when one's peer pressured against your will to be a devout young person who abstains for everything and is, generally, supposed to be miserable.
 

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It's the whole abstinence thing all over again...instead of teaching how to avoid dangerous scenarios or teach safe tips, it spouts the line from Mean Girls, "Don't have sex, or you'll get pregnant and die" Then suddenly handing out free condoms

Why can't my money go into giving Mark Hamill more money to keep voicing the Joker, or into research that will allow man to bring back the dead, so we have have Mr. H Ledger re-compass his role as the Joker in the newest Batman? Why does it have to go to something pointless and like the black man calling the crackers the racist pricks, a major setback and embarrassment to it's kind
 

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Weofparadigm said:
I would play it the opposite way. I'd try to see how many dirty things I could do slipping on the skin of a pre-teen girl
I'd do this exact thing. I think most people would prefer to be the town whore as opposed to the girl who kicks every guy in the junk who asks if the seat next to her is taken.

I wonder how far they go.. Anal sex? Threesomes?
 

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What an age we live in now where gaming can take over for that petty annoyance that some of us considered 'Parenting'.
This is because, in america at least, we are constantly being conditioned to understand that the government is responsible for our well being, instead of being responsible for ourselves. Look at all the frivilous lawsuits which pay people, to be stupid. Look at "no child left behind." You don't have to study, or really do anything, the federal engine will guarantee you get a hs diploma anyway. Even at college, look at all the regulations in the dorms. Once again, implanting the idea in our subconscious that it is the responsibility of whatever organization we happen to attend to keep us from doing stupid things, not our own. Cab services that will bring you back from the frats, no id required. You can't have a toaster, cuz you might try to toast your drapes after smoking a joint. No large knives or firearms because thier very presence may make you use them on your roommate and thier abscence will prevent you from hitting him over the head with a hockey stick, or baseball bat. It's the colleges responsibility to keep the weapons out of your hands, it couldn't possibly be the responsibility of the person involved to decide not to use them. A man or woman expected to take part in deciding the fate of thier country by voting, expected to be able to decide weather or not to risk thier life fighting for that country, is unable to take the responsibility for a decision of weather or not to drink. It is thier state's/country's responsibility to make that decision for them. Next to these things, does it really surprise you that a parent can't be responsible for teaching thier own children how to say no to sex? I almost expect them to say i am incapable of making the decision of what to say when i open my own mouth.
 

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i dont think anyone will even consider saying yes to abominations froom deep in the darkest crevices of the uncanny valley.
 

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This game is gonna be awesome! The only thing I'm going to do when I get it is thrust my pelvis the whole time. I'm immature enough to think the hilarity will excuse the price.
 

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OOOKAY, like this will work. I mean, even if it was effective, how many schools are going to buy motion capture suits and the proper equipment to run this game?

My motto is, they've gotta learn sooner or later!

I kid I kid!