University Videogame Will Teach Girls to Say "No" to Sex

Ih8pkmn

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I have 5 dollars saying a mod for this will come out replacing the word "No" for "yes", if you catch my meaning...
 

lacktheknack

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It won't even be bought by anyone. Just make it controller based, then maybe anyone might look twice!
 

swolf

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The DSM said:
Game:

"Do you want to have sex?"

"No"

1000g!

This isnt going to work.. at all...
Y'know...I believe Penn and Teller did an episode of BS which discusses this. For those of you who haven't seen it, I'll sum it up for you. Teens have always had sex, teens will always have sex, there's nothing you can do to prevent it. Let's be realistic. "Oh, not my child. I've raised them to say not to drugs, alcohol, and sex"...I've heard that from a teacher who supposedly didn't know that her kid did drugs, drank alcohol, and participated in sex. The more you try to tell kids to NOT do something, the more they are going to want to do it. Seriously...

Chancie said:
Well, this is going to be a flop. No one will play it because it's just a stupid concept for a game. What about parents talking to their kids about saying no to sex? Is that so hard?
TheGoldenMan said:
...What the fuck?! Parents just can't talk to there children about being pressured in to sex? This is based for young girls right? I would assume there hormones would be off the walls by then so i assume the "Let certain child TV programs teach my children lessons" is devolving to "Let a video game teach my daughter to not be pressured in to sex." Just...wow... Just talk to them instead of taking money from tax payers.
Wait, you want people to take responsibility for their children and actually be a responsible parent instead of insisting that teachers, tv, video games, and everyone else raise their child...you may be on to something there. Too bad most people wont do that.
 

Low Key

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Who the hell would willingly play this game? What a waste of my money as a taxpayer.

ultimateownage said:
*EDIT* Haha, I just noticed the image is from Fox News.
10 pages deep and you are the first poster, but THAT IS NOT FOX NEWS!!!!! There is a difference between the channel called Fox and Fox News. Fox plays stuff like the Simpsons and Family Guy and local broadcasting. Fox News is a cable news channel where Glenn Beck, Bill O'Rielly and Sean Hannity broadcast. I mean, okay, hate them, but hate the RIGHT them. Okay? Thanks. And no, they are not remotely close to being the same.

<---Former video editor for KSTP-TV/ABC affiliate. /end rant
 

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steampunk42 said:
yeah all of about three people will play this.....nobody will want to play agame that they know will teach them a lesson...maybe if it was made like a horror game....maybe silent hill esque
Using the rule from horror movies that any virgin who has sex dies in the next scene?
 

Endocrom

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All this does is make girls not want to have sex with boys suffering from the uncanny valley, which would have happened anyway.
 

SimuLord

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So let me see if I've got this straight (to quote an exchange between me and my friend Nora, in a different context):

Me: "As anyone who's owned male dogs knows, they'll fuck anything, anywhere, anytime."
Her: "Whereas a female dog in heat crosses her legs primly and practices her needlepoint."
 

havass

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This..is never gonna get off the ground. I mean, who in the world who BUY a game just to learn how to say "no" to sex?!
 

steampunk42

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SimuLord said:
steampunk42 said:
yeah all of about three people will play this.....nobody will want to play agame that they know will teach them a lesson...maybe if it was made like a horror game....maybe silent hill esque
Using the rule from horror movies that any virgin who has sex dies in the next scene?
maybe not to that extreme but you get the idea
 

chinangel

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/facepalm

you know, I would find this hilarious if it got an "M" rating for something akin to "gratuitous references to sex"

oh by the way, Fox News? yeah...yeah that little image was the final nail in this game's coffin.
 

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Coliumbos said:
I can't wait to see the strategy guide for this.

Mission 1: Prom Night Capers
"Stay still. The punch is spiked. Don't do anything."

Mission 2: Makeout Point
"Stay still. Make no movement. Don't do anything."

Mission 3: Sleeping in Seattle
"Stay still. Think about getting a different game. Don't do anything."
You've got it wrong... you start from when you are born. To get the highest score possible you have to never make any friends... just in case.
 

KaiRai

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What happened to "Don't be a whore?" Simple enough. Plus, this is kind of a big thing for a small group. They seem to think every girl is a complete slut. Or they want all girls of the future generations to stay virgins. Either way it's a bad idea.

The money could have better went to something that teaches prisoners not to re-offend, like a project that's being run in Texas. (At least I think it's Texas)
 

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WrongSprite said:
Why is it just aimed at girls?

Believe me, they're every bit as bad when it comes to forcing guys into sex, it just depends on the person.
Thank you, thier seems to be this attitude in North America were the dudes have to get laid by 16 to be a man, but girls have to be perfect virgin flowers till they're married. Honesty both of those are so stupid it hurts. Hey how about this,? Just tell your kids to not have sex untill they emotionaly ready, and to not have sex for thier own selfish desire? Teens are going to have sex, no matter what parents say. Heck I bet you five bucks almost every single person who has come out talking about chastity, got laid in high school. We really just need to explain to teens how much getting Pregant at a young age or STD's suck, and how they can be safe.
 

woodwalker

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Dude, what is so bad about sex? Really, I'm serious. how about instead of teaching 'abstinence only' sex-ed, i don't know, mention that if you give in to temptation, WEAR A MOTHER-FUCKING CONDOM! This is the only way to do this. About 75% of the people in the 'silver ring thing' thing break their vows. if they vowed not to have sex, and then they are tempted to, what are the chances of them having a condom handy? This is not how you do this.

Consider this rather stupid analogy. You have a pistol. You vow never to use it. But you end up needing to protect yourself. You level the pistol, you pull the trigger. Nothing happens. You get shot instead.

Kind of a crappy analogy, but the point is still in it, at least. We have a huge sex drive, that's how our species has managed to claw its way back from those various genetic bottle-necks in our genetic history. From the time we can get it on to the time where our junk stops functioning, that drive is always there, and to pretend that it isn't is is silly, and dangerous. Can you imagine your first time being the time you contracted some horrible dick-disease?
 

Jack_Uzi

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That's a good thing. When I see all those teenage moms walking around with a baby, I just get the feeling the end is nigh and we have to multiply before it is time.
Serously, kids who raise kids that both look television to find their role model and how to react, just sickening. Maybe I am from a different planet or generation and is this all normal and must be a hint to go out more.. I don't know.