Unskippable: BioShock Infinite

Graham_LRR

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BioShock Infinite

Graham and Paul take you on a relaxing trip to Columbia.

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Wait, the rocket didn't have a floor? That doesn't seem up to code... (Also, I'm pretty sure those shackles would just break your arms rather than hold you in place if you hit something).

Also, I'm putting Graham and Paul in charge of making sure Bioshock Weightless becomes a reality. I'll loan you my tent and print off a map to Irrational Games headquarters.
 

Imp_Emissary

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HA! Well done.

The line about heart killed me.
As for the next Bioshock's location. It will likely be the Moon, or underground. Very underground. Or....Maybe somewhere else in space. ;D
 

Scarim Coral

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This is uploaded early but I'm not complaining.
Heh I chuckle at the close encounter tune. I would like to think the fourth game would be set underground.
 

Canadamus Prime

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You guys are early this morning. Not that I'm complaining. So if the next Bioshock took place on the moon then we could all sing Whalers on the Moon.
 

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Bioshock Infinitity +1 should definitely go out into space, though that might right the series into a corner, if it hasn't reached it already.
 

mrverbal

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duh, the elements are water, air, fire, earth. So the next one is clearly in a volcano, or possibly on the sun.
 

Parakeettheprawn

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digital warrior said:
1950's sci-fi on a city on the moon? that sounds friggen awesome! I don't care who somebody do this.
Indeed! I demand it!

OT: Well, it was nice of you guys to get it out early but um... seemed a little lacking in material (which I can hardly blame you for, it's Bioshock Infinite, most of the mockable parts are towards the latter parts of the game). How about you try something like Fuse? Hell you could make a bloody mini-series out of the 50 minutes of video that are cutscenes in Fuse. Or Red Faction: Armageddon?
 

kailus13

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In the Bioshock Twilight Zone, Elizabeth was Booker all along!

The whale was better than the dirigible. Whales are classier.
 

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One of the best Unskippables yet!!! Loved it. But, any space is too similar to System Shock.

Scarim Coral said:
This is uploaded early but I'm not complaining.
Heh I chuckle at the close encounter tune. I would like to think the fourth game would be set underground.
Yup! That's where I would want to be. Maybe we can meet the FF4 and kick Moleman's butt!!!
 

TheIronDuke

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I never comment just for the sake of a comment, but this Unskippable just made me happy. Funny the whole way through.
 

CleverNickname

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doesn't the opening cutscene of Bioshock Infinite end... I dunno, when you get the ability to summon that bird?

*ducks the tomatoes*
 

uchytjes

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mrverbal said:
duh, the elements are water, air, fire, earth. So the next one is clearly in a volcano, or possibly on the sun.
A SPACE STATION ORBITING THE SUN. I just wonder how they will fit a lighthouse in on either of those...
 

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I think I would also love to play a game where two characters follow you and constantly make snarkey comments.

What if the next Bioshock has something to do with the moon landing but after the first moon landing a bunch of people went to live there?