Unskippable: Bullet Witch

[Pimppeter2]

I wear a man scarf some times....

Still, great episode.

 

[Jakale]

Wow, that ending was a CSI YEAH! just waiting to happen. If she had sunglasses it would have been perfect.

 

[diddykonger]

you know someone at CTV should be told about this....they could milk the royalties of the publishers so they, as in CTV, can get some better programming.

 

[Mayu_Zane]

Wow, that was a really, really lame cutscene. Grammar mistakes, terrible cuts and horrible voice acting.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For all you know, CTV could have bought out all the American networks in the future... oh, wait, this game was launched in 2005. Well, so much for that.

Snaaaake, it's a snake! It's a badger badger badger badger badger badger badger....

Witches don't need emotions! Witches need guns longer than they are tall!

 

[LesIsMore]

Another great episode found in the dregs of gaming. I do have to watch it again though, since I spent the whole review in anticipation of a Russell joke. Kinda feel let down. But they made jokes about the badger song, so I'll forgive them.

 

[demoman_chaos]

I am glad I decided to watch the Sabotuer one, otherwise I would be missing out on the funnies.
Keep up the nonsense and PUNs.

 

[inpachi]

This looks even worse than bayonetta (IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?) Wow i gotta hand it to you for finding a game that can dissapoint me even more than bayonetta did..

 

[tetron]

Now see a game about bazooka joe's quest to destroy the world with gum would've been much better.

 

[Citrus]

That last line actually could have been sort of badass. If it was just a brisk, "Witches don't need prayers," before she killed them all, maybe it would have made the cutscene less terrible. But the pointless emphasis on the word "prayers"... blah. Throwing ellipses into sentences does not automatically make them cooler.

This game actually looked like it might be kind of fun in a campy sort of way. But I'll take the advice in the credits.

 

[Arothel]

I was honestly intrigued by the concept of intelligent zombie baddies, but thanks for the warning. That game looks amazingly terrible.

 

[BrownGaijin]

That video made that game look unplayable, even without the comments. That was interesting to see Library Tower go up in flames. So "The Big One" finally hit in 2007. After 25 years of "It's coming soon! It's coming soon!" we can finally stop whining about it.

 

[Beatrix]

Alright, I'm going to be honest here.

I have this game, I like this game, I have a gamerscore of 999/1000 for this game.
And actually, I'm very happy you picked it for this week's Unskippable, that was hilarious.
Now all I need to fill up my "Obscure games I played that still got featured in Unskippable" bingo card is Ninja Blade.

...please, Ninja Blade?
It's very ridiculous.

 

[-BloodRush-]

i didnt like it until the douchebag zombies appeared. they were great.

 

[Jeremy Lennon-Gibson]

yaaaayy! you sang the badger song!
the best one yet fellas

 

[Terramax]

Regards 2:12 - I don't know if the Escapist guys are aware, but I think it's no longer illegal to use a real news network's name in a videogame or movie anymore. At least, it isn't in America if I'm correct? Things may be different in Canada?

I could be talking nonsense again.

 

[mptothedc]

Ah... This one was pretty funny haha

 

[300lb. Samoan]

Wow, I know this doesn't need to be said, but it's bad enough that it bears repeating...

That's the most awful fucking cutscene I've ever seen. I challenge you to find one worse... and then riff on it.

 

[SaunaKalja]

Agh, bubblegum disasters, my worst nightmare! Well, this cutscene is also pretty bad.

 

[Diablini]

Badger reference was kick ass.