Unskippable: Call of Juarez: The Cartel Part 2

Graham_LRR

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Call of Juarez: The Cartel Part 2

Team Action Minority assembles to mishandle witness protection.

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Graham_LRR

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Why would the name Tony so significant?

Unless....
*GASP!*
THE SOPRANOS ARE IN ON THE BOMBING!
Oh wait, then the game would actually have been worth playing.
 

SnakeoilSage

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CSI: Call of Juarez. Get the guy with the duster a pair of sunglasses that he habitually puts on and takes off and you've saved this franchise. Both of them.
 

Aptspire

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that friggin game...
Glad Paul and Graham riffed it so we would have no interest in playing it :)
 

no oneder

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Actually it's not carnale, just carnal and it means something along the lines of brother or dude or something like that.
 

Swifteye

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unacomn said:
But.. but.. but, this was skipable.
As were many other openings. They make these vids based on how much material they can pull from it. I'm sure you know that already though.
 

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Wait, so not only do they get plata o plomo wrong, they substitute oro o la chingada? Am I right in thinking that's gold or <very strong profanity that doesn't translate very well>? Random...

And yeah, carnal as Mexican slang would be something like blood brother AFAIK - derived from the latin for flesh, hence the sexy tiems crossover :p
 

Sarali

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Steps to being me right now:
1. Grab bowl of frosted flakes; haven't eaten frosted flakes in years.
2. Sit down to watch Unskippable while I eat.
3. Be very amused at the coincidence.
4. Post about it!
 

RTR

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As a matter of fact, "carnal" DOES mean "friend". It's just that we latinos felt the need of coming up with a slang for "friend". Basically, it's kind of like our "dude".
 

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This game must be horrible it looks like you guys were really struggling to make jokes with this game. Got through the whole thing, but just couldn't laugh which is rare for unskippable.
 

Graham_LRR

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Its suppose to be "plata o plomo" which means "silver or lead"
and Pablo Escobar was the one who "coined" that term..............get it??
 

ritchards

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Hey, Escapist, something I've been meaning to ask. A lot of the Unskippables have subtitles so we can tell what's going on... any chance of moving or reducing your logo so we can actually read them?
 

Iron Lightning

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Not funny at all but it really wasn't Paul and Grahm's fault. This game was just too generic and uninteresting to be successfully rifted.

You guys need to do more weird Japanese titles. Those old JRPG Unskipables are absolutely golden since shit Japanese games are shit because they're hilarious ridiculous. Shit western games, on the other hand, are just boring.
 

Iron Lightning

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ritchards said:
Hey, Escapist, something I've been meaning to ask. A lot of the Unskippables have subtitles so we can tell what's going on... any chance of moving or reducing your logo so we can actually read them?
But how ever will you know what site you're watching these videos on?