Now you've read down the comments this far, how about you go back to the beginning and see how many times people say the words "breast", "breasts", "boobs", "tits", "tatas", etc..
I know you're trying to be observant but this has been mentioned to death. Plus God of War was never trying to be a real Greek story, it just took nearly all aspects of it.BlueHighwind said:Ummm... what? What the Hell (haha) was that?? I've read Dante's Inferno, none of that happens. In fact, none of it could have happened because Dante Alighieri lived a full century after Richard the Lionhearted's Crusade! I could go for hours about how much is wrong here! Its everything wrong with God of War, all over again! And the sad part is, nobody cares. Nothing about anything this game has shows any real knowledge or respect for the classic poem its "based on". And nobody cares about that either. Instead game developers and their consumers say: "Huh, firey pits of Hell sounds cool, wouldn't it be awesome to bash a demon's skull in? And let's add lots of breasts for no particular reason!"
Jesus, what kind of messed up fifth graders have you been around?Was this game made by fifth graders?
Problem is when doing a "God of War clone", Greek mythology is the last place you want to start without being so obvious. And Paradise Lost does have battles sure... but that is just one half. Like God of War, it would be better to NOT claim to be based on one piece of work.Its amazing. You could make a video game out of any epic poem you want for your God of War clone, and you decide to go with the ONE that doesn't involve mass conflict as a central plot point. Why not use the Iliad? The Odyssey has lots of monsters. Paradise Lost takes place in the underworld and has an epic celestial conflict. Why this one? Because it has the coolest name, most likely.
Play it and find out... although from your rant you won't.PS: Why the Hell did he sew a cross on his chest?
Apparently it is just the Heavy Metal channel, 24/7.sephiroth1991 said:.....You think you can get sports on his chest.
Great episode
Yeah, I'm surprised you're the first to mention this. That was the funniest line... ever. Just great.Logic said:"You're a ghost for 30 seconds and you leave me for a black guy."
One of my top 5 episodes.
well the reviews of it weren't BAD but just not great either lolleframson said:Hah...apparently I've been entirely despoiled by the Internet...I wasn't thinking "ohmygoodness, breasts!". Just "oh, hey. There are some breasts there." Also, despite all of the bad reviews the game has received, I...I kind of want to play it now.
...not because of the breasts. >.>
Happy Im not alone in thatOnyx Oblivion said:You know? I actually REALLY like this game.
Russel ain't dead! He's a cyborg, remember?Hileict said:Y'know.. I don't think he's dead! Remember, Dante killed Death! Therefore, I'm sure Russel just "got better" and we'll see him again soon!DerMetz[GER said:]RUSSEL???
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