Unskippable: Dark Messiah

[Bassman_2]

"Andtheydieenglufedinflamesgameover"

I had to type it like that, it was so fast it was funny.
These are the shows I ejoy starting my boring week with, and as others must have said "keep 'em coming".

 

[Caliostro]

I'm shocked and appaled at the lack of Superman/Christopher Reeve jokes after the "our hero, falling off a horse" bit...




...Hey, guess our hero is stronger than superman though! Then again, I suppose it wouldn't be much of a game if he had to go around a wheelchair the whole time...


... Yeah, sorry, had to go there.

 

[The Great JT]

I think they have some Shut The Hell Up at Ye Olde Stereoutypical British Accent Store.

 

[LimeJester]

Haha good as always. Who ever is the script writer for Dark Messiah should be flogged though, "Sweet Dragon's blood"? Really? [Insert poor Candy Dragon joke here].

 

[Lore_Master]

This is the third game i have played which was featured on Unskippable, the other two being the darkness and Valkyrie Chronicles.

I love every single bit of the video, GREAT JOB!!!

 

[Ankhwatcher]

Falling off a horse? Super!
(geddit?)

 

[Ankhwatcher]

Nice work guys Good refrences (Cant spell Sorry )

You spelt sorry fine, don't worry about it.

 

[Kerr0r]

Funniest one in a long time. Keep up the good work.

 

[Notere]

I actually enjoyed the game, but, like South Park, that doesn't make the roast any less funny. It's even better when I'm familiar with it.

Edit: In fact, I think I might wander around in it now.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Hey! We have the same hat! Neat!"

It's a good thing I've learned not to be eating while I watch Unskippable, or I would've choked on my celery there.

 

[DagothGares]

I wanted to say something original on my comment, but failing that:
"Wonderful! You guys are great!"
and:
"While you're at it (you know, doing M&M-stuff) you might want to take a look at heroes V. Pretty much the same horrible writing, but with horrible horrible cut scenes fit for the strategy game genre."

Now, I'll restrain myself.

 

[elbowlick]

"I'm crushing your head"
Some other than me watched Kids in the Hall? AWESOME!

My pen, have you seen my pen? It was on my desk before! No, Ok, everythings fine!

Oh, son! Son, how many girls called you today? Zero? And how many girls called you yesterday? Lemme guess -- zero? Well, you know what they say, son. Zero plus zero equals FAG! Zero times any other number always equals FAG!

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

i like the way our "hero" (if you can call him one) starts off the game. lol

 

[rayen020]

you know... i always thought dragons blood was sour. yet every fantasy chracters says sweet dragons blood. maybe i need to check and make sure i'm eating a dragon properly.

 

[Sir Isaac]

"Got any 'shut the hell up?'"

That is just so awesome.

 

[duchaked]

You're right, people should stop ripping off Sauron's look. Awesome video, guys! Do Star Wars: The Force Unleashed next.

For the Wii. That will be good.

Juno Eclipse: O_O - Hi mr. force dude, I never blink at all. I love you but since I never show emotion, you could never figure that out. I'm also really slow at delivering important plot points. Why don't you go to the Jedi Temple again to eat a grind sandwich?

Oh, dear god, please tell me you're joking. . .is the dialogue really that bad? (Haven't played through my Xbox copy yet.)

hahahaa that's hilarious
but no, it's really not that bad on the 360 (or PS3 I think, since them two are the same) from my experience
overall the story plays out quite nicely, but she doesn't come into play a whole lot...

 

[duchaked]

i like the way our "hero" (if you can call him one) starts off the game. lol

hahaha reminds me of Infinite Undiscovery...yay my hero...

 

[Mattteus]

grand!

 

[DragonWright]

Is it a pile of hay?

Or is it really a pile of Necromancers?

 

[sln333]

"I've got a letter..."
"Here's my empty hand."
That was great. A game which certainly deserves picking apart, some of that stuff was really stupid.