Unskippable: DarkStar One: Broken Alliance


New member
Apr 17, 2011
These characters brought to you from the uncanniest of valleys.

Captcha: Until tomorrow

Seems they figured out my motto if you add, "It can wait" before it.

Don Reba

Bishop and Councilor of War
Jun 2, 2009
Escort pilot must be just their first attempt at providing male escort services.


New member
Aug 30, 2011
It was a shame Darkstar One was such a repetitive, downright boring game, because I really used to be into space-sims.

The only upside was that the dialogue was pretty funny at times (atleast in German version, which I also suspect had better voice acting since the game was made in Germany). IIRC, they actually hired a moderately popular sci-fi writer for the game, although the dialogue is pretty much the only thing where that is occasionally noticeable; the main story felt extremely bland and forgettable.


New member
Dec 10, 2009
Greetings I am Professor Hugh Human here from the darkstar one galaxy colonial science division to answer a few questions!
we apologize for the voices being off, thats a major problem with intergalactic television transmissions. as for the new recruit getting the best ship in the galaxy.....well, you see, human rights has been going down hill in our galaxy lately and that pilot is what you earthlings would call a........Crash Test Dummy! THATS the word I was looking for!!!
You see we need to make sure everything works before giving the ships to good pilots, anything could go wrong such as:
it could blow up as soon as you start it
it could blow up if you try to use weapons, shields, and engines at the same time
life support might pump it full of Nitrogen on accident
if we put in one part backwards the ship might actualy get worse as the pilot gets better

so you see? we couldn't risk someone important yet. we really need this stuff figured out if we are going to fight the aliens......did I type that outloud........SHOOT!! both you and I could be shot if the government finds out I typed about the aliens.....if you don't say anything I won't :)
well I think its best if I sign-out good-bye
END TRANSMI.........


New member
Dec 25, 2008
the voice acting really is kinda painful to listen to lol

lol Paul got me with the comment about the guy's dad