Unskippable: Hybrid Heaven

CrazyGirl17

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Ah, the retro days of the N64... Although I don't think I've ever heard of this game... and the opening makes no goddamned sense!

Especially the naked bits. Why did that one guy have to be naked anyway? I get that he was in the shower, but would it have at least killed him to at least put a towel on?!
 

Swifteye

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Oh man. That was really freaking old. Oh and the cutscene made no sense. Did anybody notice how that guy was walking when he had clothes on? It's like he had a stick in his butt or something.
 

Amazon warrior

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I can't actually watch this because of the Publisher's Club splash screen constantly hanging fire. 7 seconds, my arse. Way to drive people away guys.
 

MattAn24

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Blue-State said:
Why are they doing a game that is over ten years old?
A; Because it can be a perfect Unskippable.
B; It doesn't need to be about THE LATEST GAMES, GUYS. Often, the "classics" and retro ones have much more kick to them.
C; Shut your face.

Now.. What the HELL did I just watch? I'd say that it's the baddest of all bad cutscenes and POINTY HAIR.. But wow.. That would be giving it a boost!
 

admiraljustin

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I remember playing that game many times. Like some horrible child of an action game and an rpg.

I remember thinking the combat system needed... well, it needed to be replaced by something usable.

Still, I did play it many times. I can't at this point recall if I enjoyed it.
 

daedrick

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its ok, I speak her language; ''hmmmununhmmmmahmmmm''

OMG I laughed my ass off at that one! XD
 

Buizel91

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snowfox said:
Just think, 10 years from now we'll be looking at the games we play today like "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"

God I remember crapping my pants the first time I saw a character in a game have actual fingers instead of a cupped wing with textured fingers. How in awe I was when soldiers in call of duty pointed at things.
OMG that is how Mass effect 2 looked?!?! urgh it's horrible...back to Mass Effect 6 XD

hehe theirs me in 10 years...
 

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Haha I always wanted to play this game but never got around to it. The good ol' days of 64-bit. As revolutionary as Blast Processing.
 

De Ronneman

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The thing tat lightens my mood on mondaymorning! I wasn't disapointed!

I now have a new Annoying Quote of the Week: "Break it again, break it again!"
 

mexicola

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Haha, this was great. You seem to be doing better episodes on older games, maybe because you have much "better" games to choose from? Keep it up.
 

Corven

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Wow, I actually played this game, a really crappy game but hilarious commentary as always.
 

WorldCritic

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That was awesome. It's great to see a really old intro being made fun of. Now if we can just get them to do the Shenmue opening.
 

Rad Party God

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I remember that game, I rented it like 10 years ago, it was weird as hell, and I remembered those graphics where not that great even for its time. It had some (at that time) cool concepts for an RPG, it was a bit more action oriented (mostly like Zelda), but, again, it was wierd as hell.

That was hilarious, I never thought you were going to poke fun of a 10 year old game.
What about poking fun of a Syphon Filter game?, maybe Parasite Eve?, if it has to be an N64 game, it has to be Turok 2 & 3, those had a pretty decent and a bit leghty (also very blocky) intro. Also Shadow Man had a pretty lenghty intro.
 

Mysticgamer

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Xsist said:
Haha :p The future 10 years ago ^^ Was odd to see how bad the graphics where back then. I remember them being super realistic!
Samething happened with Zelda Ocarina of Time, I could have sworn those graphics were realistic back then and then they released the game for gamecube and they looked like ass.