Unskippable: Jumper: Griffin's Story

Graham_LRR

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Jumper: Griffin's Story

And, to no one's surprise, a movie-license video game wasn't very good.

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SaintWaldo

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Just one of my nits, but the description reads best as:

"And, to no one's surprise, a movie-license video game wasn't very good."

That 3rd comma just really messes it all up.

Edit: Glad I could help, and thanks for ending the twitch. :)
 

Coliumbos

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Sorry but... who the hell was Griffin in the first place and why were we meant to care?
 

CaptainCrunch

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SaintWaldo said:
Just one of my nits, but the description reads best as:

"And, to no one's surprise, a movie-license video game wasn't very good."

That 3rd comma just really messes it all up.
Fixed.
 

DoctorHobo

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Interesting; what made a bad movie and a terrible game, brought forth a fantastic Unskippable.
 

SnootyEnglishman

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No offense but even you guys couldn't make this horrible game exciting enough to watch. I kept getting reminded of Boondocks Saints.
 

BlueInkAlchemist

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Coliumbos said:
Sorry but... who the hell was Griffin in the first place and why were we meant to care?
He was the jumper in the film who wasn't played by half-Ent Hayden Christensen.
 

Distorted Stu

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My GOD that was bad! (The game, not Unskippable, Unskippable can never be bad!)

Question, how can you make a death quick when you're using a police baton?!
 

Cherry Cola

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"Hey, how do we make up for the Wii's graphics limitations?"

"Let's rip off InFamous!"

"Great! But just in case, let's take away the artsy and interesting aspects of that and just make it boring!"

"Great idea"
 

Space Jawa

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Distorted Stu said:
My GOD that was bad!

Question, how can you make a death quick when you're using a police baton?!
Well, he is a teleporter. He could teleport the guy somewhere where death would be quick.

Hubilub said:
"Hey, how do we make up for the Wii's graphics limitations?"

"Let's rip off InFamous!"
Tad difficult for them to have done, since this game came out over a year before InFamous.
 
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Hey, is there an actual reason for the government to want to kill all the jumpers? And how are they doing it effectively? I mean, they can teleport. At least the bad guys in X men had giant fucking robots.
 

Jaebird

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I never thought I could hate art, but this game has proven that.

I could never understand the logic behind the "Paladin's" motivation. Hell, the whole movie was a really weak X-Men knock-off. "We hate you because God says people can't travel efficiently and have practical uses, like deliveries and assassinations."

I may be wrong about the reasoning behind the film's antagonists, but I only saw it once, and couldn't give a damn about it.
 

Mydnyght

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Ssssd...sidssssd...sssdiiiiissdd....ssssidissssid?

Sorry Graham, sorry Paul, I don't know how to pronounce SDSD either. T-T
 

MowDownJoe

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Wow, I was waiting all day for this.
Good show. Not surprised that game was bad. I never even heard of it!
 

Le_Lisra

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Movie and game completely passed me by.

Also - how can you effectively capture anyone who can smegging teleport? Plot holes, amirite?
 

cardinalwiggles

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graham's irish accent is soo much better than the guys in the game. officially graham should go into voice over acting. i know someone he would beat, :p
 

bawkbawkboo1

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God, I don't think I've ever heard a more overdone accent outside of comedy.

Also why did this come out on the PS2, and not the PS3... in 2008? WTF?
 

Imper1um

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Wow. That was terrible. They even used concept art for the cutscenes, which is even worse.