Unskippable: Space Marine

Graham_LRR

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Space Marine

To quote the only piece of Ork dialogue in the game, "Spacemarine!"

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bor3ds0ul

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Everything was so.... brown. So brown and bland. And why are monitors so horrible in the future?
 

SidingWithTheEnemy

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Nice job as always, felt a bit short though.

I really liked the way you pointed out that we just watched an overstylized msn-like chat conversation.
 

Worgen

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
I liked the game but relic kinda dropped the ball with the orks, I mean in the dow series they had allot of character but in space marine they repeat the same lines way too much and are much more generic bad guy then in dow.
 

Mark D. Stroyer

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Immediately following this, two bodies streak across the screen at terminal velocity and smack into the ground.

If they get up to get down, they're close to the edge. Eh? Eh? Come on! ...Nobody? Geez, fine.
 

Draconalis

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Because as we all know...

War... never changes...

Or is always changing...

Or something... I forget.
 

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I still am tickled by the "5-37 days" estimation.

The warp is a fickle beast indeed. Why, once I captained a fine vessel, the Invisible Hand. We set sail for an unexplored star system and arrived before we left!

Oh Warhammer...you so zany.
 

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So was there some gameplay in between, or did that ship crash because the dude landed on it.
 

broutefoin

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there was a bit where you fight on the ship and bring it down with its own guns, then the ship crashes.
 

Da Orky Man

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bor3ds0ul said:
Everything was so.... brown. So brown and bland. And why are monitors so horrible in the future?
In 40k, absoloutely everything is horrible. Monitor's are no exception.
 

Mydnyght

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Rocket-propelled wedgie!? o_O OUCH.

Good thing the ass-loincloth hides that well... I hope.
 

vrbtny

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The Gentleman said:
"The Orks: The truckers of the universe"

I need a bumper sticker of that.
Yeah, I'd certainly buy one.

also

"That's a knife." Yes Graham, that is a knife.... a very BIG knife!
 

Fusionxl

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Actually, not wearing a helmet is NOT canon. Only commanders charged into battle with no headgear to inspire the troops with their bewildering courage ( and then quickly put the helmet on to not get shot in the fucking eye with a 5cm metal slug ).
 

Alfador_VII

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You missed the best part of the cutscene where Titus shrugs off the wreckage as the title splashes across the screen :(
 

leviadragon99

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So the guy's without helmets all suffer facial disfigurements, but that's okay because it means they're not redshirts...