Unskippable: X-Blades

Graham_LRR

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X-Blades

Ancient magic, lost treasures, sword-wielding badass chicks wearing hardly any clothes. What's not to love about X-Blades? The bad cinematic.

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whataguy88

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Apr 3, 2009
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First! (And I watched it)

Gotta love the beginning, I was wondering whether they would mention the ZP episode.
 

Surggical_Scar

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Feb 13, 2008
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After watching Graham tearing this game a new one, I wasn't sure if the quality of the game itself was going to get in the way of another funny contribution to The Escapist's growing arsenal of top-notch videos, or just ass-badger itself into the dust.

And, thank merciful God, it was the latter.

RAPID EDIT: No! No! Former! Bugger...

Once again, another great addition, especially the awkward little 'Imp' fiasco at the beginning.
 

Hamster at Dawn

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Mar 19, 2008
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Simba!
This is just what I needed after a hard day of work, had me in stitches from the theme tune.
"You can't run the toaster, the microwave and the glowing brick thing at the same time!"
 

cathou

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Apr 6, 2009
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not the best one but still some greats laughs.

but i'm still trying to understand how her cloths stay on her...
 

Frank_Sinatra_

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Dec 30, 2008
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*cleaning ears with cue tip*
UGH the voice acting was horrible.
I really hate that girls voice.
 

Kuliani

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"Uh, should we tell her?"

Hahahaha. No, we shouldn't. And she should always lead the way.
 

PeaceFistCreations

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Feb 19, 2009
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If she's the smartest treasure hunter in her world, and that old guy staring at the skull is a normal person, then that whole world must be fucking retarded.
 

ssgt splatter

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bad voice actor. she souned like she was a bratty 12 year old. she wears less clothing than laura croft.

[edit] she even looks like she's 12. or at least not out of her teen years
 

Doug

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Hehe, sounds like Yada, does the guy at the beginning ;)

"Paris Hilton, treasure hunter" lol!