Unskippable: Yakuza 4 - Part 2
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if you continued to do these, I think you would be doing yourself actual harm, so you are excused.
Finally! A game that actually simulates the relatively banal experience of Japanese organized crime. Where has this game been all my life?
you selfish bastards! mostly thinking about yourselves?! peh. whatever happened to self sacrifice to milk a franchise of all its money until your fans hate you and they make a crappy game about you where you sit in a room talking japanese at each other about really mundane and pointless topics
oh wait...
no thanks guys. savin' our butts and all.
oh wait...
no thanks guys. savin' our butts and all.
For shame, Graham. We furnish you with ad money, we post declarations of love for you, we hum the LRR theme song as we gallivant about town, and all we ask in return is that you subject yourself to brain-meltingly awful things in order to provide us with amusement.Graham_LRR said:
Or you can just post a video of Matt getting hit in the crotch with a cat; either way, we're good.
Awww, I would have loved some more Yakuza 4 action (so to speak). But I agree, Graham and Paul's health might be slightly more important than my entertainment.
And I found myself amazed that the first video had actually more action than this one. Well, on the other hand this had somebody kick a table and throw a lighter. I'm torn - the first part had more action overall, but this one had two parts with greater concentration of it. I wander how later cutscenes would have compared to these.
And I found myself amazed that the first video had actually more action than this one. Well, on the other hand this had somebody kick a table and throw a lighter. I'm torn - the first part had more action overall, but this one had two parts with greater concentration of it. I wander how later cutscenes would have compared to these.
Yeah, the Yakuza is a relatively tame organization compared to western mafias or even the neighbouring Chinese triad gangs. And that's why they're able to live so out in the open, with offices and everything. As a matter of fact, most of their money comes from real estate scams and extorting large companies, as opposed to more traditional criminality, such as drug trading. The one thing they are notorious for, however, is human trafficking, but I guess that might be a bit of a grim theme to open the game with.
Good grief, by this time in Yakuza 1, you'd established characters and were off to jail for a crime you didn't commit, which segued into beating the crap out of fellow prisoners.
You know what this scene needs? Majima or Kazuma, take your pick. Faces WOULD be punched. Or people would die horribly nearby to prepare for facepunch.
Oh well. There's a MUCH better scene later on with a watermelon and a guy somehow being badass with a gun in his mouth! Toooo bad that's not the opening scene.
You know what this scene needs? Majima or Kazuma, take your pick. Faces WOULD be punched. Or people would die horribly nearby to prepare for facepunch.
Oh well. There's a MUCH better scene later on with a watermelon and a guy somehow being badass with a gun in his mouth! Toooo bad that's not the opening scene.