Urban Dictionary (Mature Content)

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

Karl:

1.

A really cool guy, nice once you get to know him. He isn't the best looking guy in the world but makes a great pal and will take care of his friends and his woman. Dislikes most people upon meeting them. Saves time from hating them later. Falls in love at first sight once a year. Never gets that girl though. Some day he will. Also extremely funny and sarcastic.

That guy is one cool Karl.

2.

big sexy beast, great in bed, every girl loves but doesnt know yet...

oh my god that guys such a karl

6.

My dream guy. Never met anyone like him before. I'm so happy I know him. Wish he'd be mine..

That sweet blue eyed girl from our school is meant to be with Karl!

7.

Possibly the best boyfriend a girl can ever have. He's funny, nice and an all around good guy to be around with. He has his flaws (like everyone else on this goddamn earth), but in the end, he's the best thing tbats ever happened to you.

Wow, that is one lucky girl. Karl always treats her right.

 

[YIDOSH]

Jordan 2529 up, 1308 down love it hate it

A different word for very large penis

Bob has a jordan, and i like to ride it all night long

2. jordan 1314 up, 498 down love it hate it

the hottest guy you can ever meet, hes hot, fine, and everything a girl can ask for. HES PERFECT!

"that guy is fine!."
"he must be a jordan."

3. Jordan 582 up, 180 down love it hate it

A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A Jordan is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.
A Jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan.
A jordan can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.
I digress explaining a Jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A Jordan.

Woman A: Hey do you see that hot guy walking this way?
Woman B: OMG he just checked you out.
Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant.
Woman B: Wow I think that was a Jordan. Your such a *****.




Well, they seem to have me pegged.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

*Please note that I copied and pasted these directly from the first four definitions presented on the site.

Connor

1. person with large penis

2. An ultimate word that can be used to replace any word in a sentence or phrase.

3. Connor is lad/Guy who is Very Sexy,
is known by all girls as Sexy Connor
and is so fucking cool.
Hung like a horse.

4. A sex toy used for inserting in the ass.
Or a slang word for Ass dildo

That last one's just a tad disturbing.

 

[Rand-m]

Connor.

Coolest, most sexiest person in existance! He is a true genius and is loved by all his friends and hated by all those jealous of his awesomeness! If you are named Connor, thank your parents by eating your other siblings. Also if you are bestowed with the name Connor, don't take anything from anybody! Show them you are better then them by killing their parents! All Connor's should have pink Hi-Liters!

 

[The Riff]

Alex: Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.
Girl: yeah he is sooo Alex
(Damn straight)

Swine Flu: It's just the fucking flu.
Idiot: WE'RE A DYIN! DA SWINE FLUUU IS GUNNA GET CHA
Me: Riiight :|

 

[Rand-m]

*Please note that I copied and pasted these directly from the first four definitions presented on the site.

Connor

1. person with large penis

2. An ultimate word that can be used to replace any word in a sentence or phrase.

3. Connor is lad/Guy who is Very Sexy,
is known by all girls as Sexy Connor
and is so fucking cool.
Hung like a horse.

4. A sex toy used for inserting in the ass.
Or a slang word for Ass dildo

That last one's just a tad disturbing.

Dammit, why did two people with the exact same name HAVE to post right after each other?

But seriously. Aren't Connors awesome? so much better than Conners.

 

[Daveman]

David
1)A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.

2)a very hot guy usually nice and very funny

3)A person who is hecka cool or awesome. Everyone else is nothing compared to a David.

I couldn't make it up.

I wonder what my username is...
ah nothing, but apparently someone with the same username invented the words, impasta and introodle (respectively a piece of past or noodle that is of a different variety that is dominant in the bowl)

reminds me of when we put a post about a guy at our school called Ocean Wisdom in urban dictionary.
go ahead and look him up.

 

[Arntor]

1. Tim
vb. to sex someone up
n. man with a massive schlong
vb.That whore just got timmed
n.You hear about Bob? He is tim

2. TIM 407 up, 160 down
An acronym which means:

Tit
In
Mouth
Guy: I like missionary style sex and TIM.

Woman: I'll give you some TIM first and then we can do it like missionaries.

3. Tim
A pretty cool guy who likes to talk and joke a lot if you're his friend but is pretty quiet if he doesn't know you.

6. Tim
Legend tells that in Australia there lurks a Tim so sexual that girls who come within 1 kilometer of him are magnetized toward him by an unknown force.All women love him and he can have any babe he wants. He is in the Guiness World Records for the longest penis, with a beast that spans the whole of Australia 5 times. He is known for being able to have sex for long amounts of time not capable
To any other mortal man and unleash many untried positions.
Look at that guy over there he must be a tim
I got sucked onto a tim yesterday
I gave tim a blowjob last week


Awwwww yeah. Lower, baby, lower.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

*Please note that I copied and pasted these directly from the first four definitions presented on the site.

Connor

1. person with large penis

2. An ultimate word that can be used to replace any word in a sentence or phrase.

3. Connor is lad/Guy who is Very Sexy,
is known by all girls as Sexy Connor
and is so fucking cool.
Hung like a horse.

4. A sex toy used for inserting in the ass.
Or a slang word for Ass dildo

That last one's just a tad disturbing.

Dammit, why did two people with the exact same name HAVE to post right after each other?

But seriously. Aren't Connors awesome? so much better than Conners.

But of course. Unlike them, our names are spelled correctly.

 

[Berethond]

The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.


That's me all right.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

TacoNinja

A euphemism for a ninja (usually female) that likes the womenz.

X3

I just made my own screen name rude.

 

[Player 2]

Jed;
One hot man.
I want to have Jed's babies

Somebody loves me.

 

[szs0061]

spenser/spencer look it up yourself im proud of my name

 

[WrongSprite]

"dafydd

The only gay in the village
I'm Dafydd, the only gay in the village! "

....I fucking hate this website.

 

[Sindre1]

Sindre

An awesome person.

The name is an old norse word for sparkling, therefore the nick sparky can be used, and thats pretty shweet.


Sindre is far better than Audun.

 

[razer17]

i have a few favourite ones:
1. Daniel may also be described by words including gorgeous, sexy, amazing, incredible and the best one.
2. The coolest and most awsome person you will ever meet! hes cute and funny. Hes the best friend/boy friend a girl could ever have!

3.An incredible friend who likes to quarrel about the silliest things. He gets frustrated after a while of arguing. Is often reserved and shy. Can be sweet and caring.

4. A filipino with no game whatsoever. Can't even talk to a girl without pissing his pants. Needs to grow a pair. [/s) crap that one is bad.

5. one who is well endowed with huge shlong. one who likes to play the field yet never has the time to waste. a word used to describe guys that loves to have his cake and eat it to

 

[Legion]

I swear people are making half of these up.

 

[Player 2]

Karl

Look up hot karl and hot carl in the urban dictionary.

 

[pffh]

stefan:
1:A sex machine some may call him. Usually has bitches talking about how good looking he is and how badly they want to suck his dick and have him cum in their eye.
OMFG. Stefan busted in my eye last night. It tastes like coca-cola. mhhhm good. i love him.

2:
If someone is named stefan they will be great lovers and the best bf you will ever have. They are also very talented in many things but especially in sport.

if you ever meet a guy names stefan he will be the coolest person ever.
"Wow i meat this guy called Stefan, hes the coolest guy ever!!"

"my boyfriend Stefan is the best lover ever!"

3:A creature from the Machine world. Forged from the hardest steels of Croatia and the densest irons of Serbia, this unstoppable force destroys all in it's path. Distantly related to it's American counter-part, Hugh. Socially inept due to it's tendancy to kill people. Has a strong dis-like of slags. Hates those of Chinese ethnicity. Has large radar-like ears in order to hear if "the threat from the east" approaches. Liable to injury, £7 Billion of the taxpayer's money spent on it's healthcare.

Random Chinese Man: Hello
Stefan: I'll crack your skull *checks man through wall*

4:The sexiest man alive.The best in bed. He has my heart in his hands. The best boyfriend in the entire world.The one person I can call my best friend forever. Made with the perfect personality. The BEST sense of humour. Someone I hope I will never lose. <3
Stefan, you are amazing!

5:
the boy who broke my heart
i loved you so much.
and you let me down stefan.

6: A Man some may call him, though it is in fact a construded truth. Stefan descended up from the fiery depths of hell wearing an epic pair of leather pants with his knob hanging out.... yes the whole 12 inches. Then the darkened skies were lit up with the crack of thunder, like the crack of the whip used to Pump his own mother....because Incest is okay in hell.

Anyway, Stefan killed Asian folk and jungle men, fucked the shit out of dirty Jap girls and wanked off on the face of Miley Cyrus after pummelling her fudd hole like a fucking train on smack.

Stefan was a living GOD.
OMFG, Miley Cyrus looks like she's just been pummeled. Stefan must be nearby.

7: A guy who plucks hair from his ballsack and puts it in his left ear. To describe how much he is in love with himself.
Look at this guy playing Kingdom hearts, He is such a Stefan

Ya know I can't protest all this seems fairly accurate.