Valve Gets a Real-Life Portal Turret

[Steve the Pocket]

Next stop: a fully-operational D0G. They can keep it out front in the courtyard.

 

[Al-Bundy-da-G]

I'm pretty sure it's illegal to gun down intruders with a sentry turret.

Yea maybe in Canada, damn Canucks.

I have 2,854 dollars in my savings account. You think that's enough? I can also empty out my 401k.

Canada? I'm Welsh, my profile picture is a Welsh flag, and Wales is next to England and part of the United Kingdom.

I know. I was poking fun at Canada on purpose. It's a thing I have going with my roommate.

 

[Phoenix8541]

I just want one

 

[Xan Krieger]

New psychiatric test
They show you one of these and ask if you want it.
If you say no it's off to the mental hospital you go.

Seriously the question now is not "What would you do for a klondike bar?" It's "What wouldn't you do for a turret from Portal?"
Honestly I can't think of anything.

 

[JohnnyDelRay]

It should sit in your bedroom giving encouragement when you play games or to vent frustration on. I wish I had one just so I could kick it over and it'd say "I don't blame you".

But seriously, just having that thing say "there you are" or "hello" when you enter the room would be almost as cute as a hyperactive dog

 

[Bullfrog1983]

Double plus good! I'd love to have something like that. All valve needs now is a few portal guns and a bunch of trampolines.